Jussac Quotes in The Three Musketeers (1993)

[five Cardinal's guards ride up as Athos and D'Artagnan prepare to duel]

Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.

Jussac: You're under arrest.

Aramis, Porthos: A fool.

Jussac: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?

Porthos: Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?

[to his comrades:]

Porthos: Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.

Aramis: Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender.

D'Artagnan: Excuse me, but there's four of us.

Athos: It's not your fight. You're not a Musketeer.

D'Artagnan: I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer.

Porthos: Warrior!

Aramis: Poet!

Athos: You got a name, boy?

D'Artagnan: D'Artagnan.

Athos: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.

Porthos: Pleased to meet you again.

Aramis: Pleasure.

Porthos: Everyone acquainted?

[the four whirl around and unsheathe their swords]

Porthos: NOW, we are prepared to resist you!

[five Cardinal's Guards arrive in an inn, two patrols of their comrades are either bound and gagged or unconscious]

Jussac: What is this?

Athos: We are having a private party celebrating the demise of the Musketeers. Go away.

Aramis: Athos. Is that any way to greet our guests? Gentlemen, don't be shy, come in. Your friends have been expecting you.

Jussac: You are under arrest.

Athos: Under whose authority?

Rochefort: Mine.

Aramis: Ah. Hello again, Cyclops.

Jussac: We have a duty to suppress disorder and arrest brawlers. Put up your swords and come along with us.

Athos: Impossible.

Porthos: Unthinkable.

Aramis: Unlikely.

Jussac: [he and his men are chasing Planchet, who's in a bear costume] Guards, after him! Follow that bear!

Jussac: [while dueling] Why don't you use your right hand, Athos?

Athos: I save my right hand for my drinking.