Jungle Julia Quotes in Grindhouse (2007)

Arlene: Who do you want to hear?

Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

Arlene: Who?

Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

Arlene: Who the fuck are they?

Jungle Julia: For your information, Pete Townsend, at one point, almost quit The Who. And if he had, he would have ended up in this group, thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich and Pete. And if you ask me, he should have.

[flips on the radio to hear "Hold Tight" by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich]

Jungle Julia: That's my boy!

Jungle Julia: But maybe a little later in the evening, you've had a few drinks, you're kind of losey gosey, you're safe with your girls. Then some kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but not funny looking guy comes over and says it - then maybe you did it earlier and maybe you didn't.

Jungle Julia: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.

Jungle Julia: And I've got promises to keep.

Jungle Julia: And miles to go before I sleep.

Jungle Julia: Did you hear that butterfly?

Jungle Julia: Miles to go before you sleep.

Jungle Julia: [to Arlene] What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" did you not understand?

Stuntman Mike: [handing Arlene and Jungle Julia beers] Cheers, Butterfly. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep.

Jungle Julia: Sorry, Stuntman Burt...

Stuntman Mike: [angrily interrupting her] Mike.

Jungle Julia: Mike. She already broke off that dance.

Stuntman Mike: Is that true? Did I... miss my chance?

[Arlene doesn't respond]

Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?

[Arlene silently nods]

Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?

Arlene: It's your car.

Stuntman Mike: Yeah, I know. Sorry, it's my mom's car.

Arlene: Have you been following us?

Stuntman Mike: No, but that's what I love about Austin - it's just so damn small.

Jungle Julia: [to Arlene] You seen this guy before?

Arlene: I saw him outside of Gueros.

Stuntman Mike: I saw you outside of Gueros, too. You saw my car, I saw your legs. Now look, I ain't stalking you all, but I didn't say that I wasn't a wolf.

Arlene: So you really weren't following us?

Stuntman Mike: I'm not following you, Butterfly. I just... got lucky. So, how about that lap dance?

Jungle Julia: Sorry, it was a one-time only offer and she did it earlier this evening at Anton's.

Stuntman Mike: No, she didn't.

Arlene: How do you know?

Stuntman Mike: I'm good that way. And you look a little touché.

Arlene: What's touché?

Stuntman Mike: Wounded, slightly.

Arlene: Why sould I be wounded?

Stuntman Mike: Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night, but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all. That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it? There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

[Arlene smiles]

Stuntman Mike: [slowly] So, how about that lap dance?

Arlene: I think I'm going to have to give you a rain check.

Stuntman Mike: Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days, that rain check will be worthless. But that's okay. I understand if I make you uncomfortable. You're still a nice girl, and I still like you. But I must warn you of something - you know how people say "You're okay in my book" or "In my book, that's no good"? Well, I actually have a book.

[Stuntman Mike pulls out a little book from his back pocket]

Stuntman Mike: And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. And, now I've met you, and you're going in the book! Except, I'm afraid I must file you... under... "chicken shit."

Arlene: [grabbing the book] And what if I did it?

Stuntman Mike: Well, definitely couldn't file you under "chicken shit" then, now, could I?

Arlene: What's your name again?

Stuntman Mike: [quietly] Stuntman Mike.

Arlene: Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly. My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.

Stuntman Mike: Yeah, it is.

Arlene: Yeah.

[hands Stuntman Mike back his book]

Arlene: Why don't you get ready for your lapdance?

Jungle Julia: [to Arlene] I think you got Mike laid tonight.

[the two of them laugh]

Jungle Julia: [to Stuntman Mike] Looking good, Cannonball Run!

Pam: He's just giving me a ride.

Jungle Julia: Oh, no doubt.

Arlene: [waves to them] Have a nice ride.

[they go back to laughing]

Pam: Look, double-fucks...

[she approaches them]

Pam: ...I am not gonna fuck him!

Stuntman Mike: [as he lights a cigarette] I can hear you!

[Jungle Julia and Arlene laugh and Pam approaches even closer]

Pam: He's old enough to be my da...

Stuntman Mike: I can still hear you!

[the girls go back to laughing]

Pam: Bye!

Jungle Julia: Black men and a whole lota' mother fuckin' white men have had plenty fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.

Shanna: Okay, mean girl in a high school movie. You through havin' a tantrum?

Jungle Julia: I'm not havin' a tantrum.

Shanna: Yes you are! You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me.

Jungle Julia: I am not cursin' at you.

Shanna: You said: Jesus Christ, Shanna. And then before the sentence was over you threw a fuckin' in there to emphasize your irritatedness.

Jungle Julia: What happened with you and Nate last night?

Arlene: Not much. I mean, we just fucking met each other. If you don't bust their balls a little bit they're never gonna respect you.

Jungle Julia: Okay, we're pretty clear on what you did do, how about enlightening us on what you did do?

Arlene: Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes.

Shanna: Dressed, half dressed or naked?

Arlene: Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing".

Jungle Julia: Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?

Arlene: You know, it's everything but.

Shanna: They call it "the thing"?

Arlene: I call it the thing.

Shanna: Do guys like the thing?

Arlene: They like it better than no thing.

Arlene: Who do you want to hear?

Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

Arlene: Who?

Jungle Julia: Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

Arlene: Who the fuck are they?

Jungle Julia: For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who. And if he had, he would have ended up in this group, thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich and Pete. And if you ask me, he should have.

[flips on the radio to hear "Hold Tight" by Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich]

Jungle Julia: That's my boy!

Waitress at Guero's: Okay! Warren is sending over shots... And you know the house rule: if he sends over shots, you gotta do them!

Arlene: Why?

Jungle Julia: Hey! There is the rule baby: Warren says it, we do it!

Warren the Bartender: I love that philosophy: Warren says it, we do it! So let's do it!

Arlene: What is it?

Warren the Bartender: Hey! Shot first, questions later. Here we go, post-time! Hum!

Jungle Julia: Wouhou!

Warren the Bartender: Is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty be-ve-rage?

Arlene: What the fuck is it?

Warren the Bartender: Chartreuse! The only liquor so good they named a color after it!

Jungle Julia: Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didn't do. How bout' enlightening us on what it is you did do?

Arlene: Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes.

Shanna: Dressed, half dressed, or naked?

Arlene: Dressed! I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing".

Jungle Julia: Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?

Arlene: You know, it's everything but.

Shanna: They call that "the thing"?

Arlene: I call it "the thing".

Shanna: Do guys like "the thing"?

Arlene: They like it better than no thing.

Jungle Julia: Who's holding?

Shanna: If you're not, then nobody.

Arlene: We were kinda hoping you were.

Shanna: Yeah, how are you not holding?

Jungle Julia: Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fuckin' job to supply y'all with weed whenever we go out.

Shanna: Whoa, whoa whoa, little lady, you're gettin' angry kinda quick, doncha think? I was just teasin' you!

Jungle Julia: I'm not angry, it would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time and surprise me every once in a while with pot.

Shanna: Okay, mean girl in a high school movie, are you through havin' a tantrum?

Jungle Julia: I'm not having a tantrum.

Shanna: Yes, you are! You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me!

Jungle Julia: I am not cursing at you.

Shanna: You said "Jesus Christ Shanna". And before the sentence was over, ya threw a fuckin' in there to emphasize your irritatedness.

Arlene: Alright, c'mon guys, don't fight, I'll pay for it when we get some.