Jumbo Quotes in The Replacements (2000)


Jumbo Quotes:

  • Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: That'll do, pig. That'll do.

    Jumbo: Screw you, Cockroach.

    Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: I'll have to find your dick first.

  • Jamal Jackson: [Jamal, Nigel, Andre, and Jumbo are eating at the same table, eating] What the hell is this?

    Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: Chinese spareribs.

    Jumbo: You don't want 'em, get the fuck outta here.

    Jamal Jackson: What I'm trying to figure out, is how did the Chinaman over here, get 700 pounds off of eating this shit?

    Jumbo: I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

    Jamal Jackson: It's the same difference.

    Jumbo: What?

    Jamal Jackson: It's the same difference. All that big...

    [mimicks Japanese]

    Jumbo: Nigga, please. You know Japan and China are two different countries, right?

    Jamal Jackson: You know, I got an atlas, bitch.

    Jumbo: You wanna be a gansta?

    Jamal Jackson: Yeah!

    [Nigel and Andre laugh, Jamal does some kungfu shouts and shoves Jumbo, the two start to scrap]

    Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: [Separating the two] Hey, hey, we're on the same team! We're on the same team, now chill out!

    Andre Jackson: You know, the Mick's right.

    Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh!

    Andre Jackson: [Grabs Nigel's head] Whatever.

    Jamal Jackson: [Taking his food] Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.

    Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: [Leaving as well] Jesus Christ!

    Walter Cochran: [From the next table] Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!

  • [repeated line]

    Jumbo: Nan desu ka!

    [Pronounced "nan des' ka" and roughly translated from Japanese, means: "What's up with this?"]

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