Julien Quotes in Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)


Julien Quotes:

  • Julien: New York! It's a bit of a dump. Are you sure we're not in New Jersey?

  • Julien: [pops out from a cake] Hey, freaks! You will be glad to learn that I am coming with you!

    Alex: Oh ho ho, no, thank you.

    Julien: Oh, *yes*, thank you. It's *my* plane!

  • Julien: [after Melman has announced he has only 48 hours to live] If I, King Julien, that's my name, had only two days to live, I would do all the things I always wanted to do.

    Melman: Like what?

    Julien: I'd become a professional whistler. I'm pretty fantastic right now, but I would do it professionally.

    [Tries to whistle, but all that comes out is a long raspberry]

    Julien: Another thing I would do is invade a neighboring country, and force my own ideology on them, even if they didn't want it.

  • Julien: Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?

    Maurice: I'm sure this whole democracy thing is just a fad.

  • Gloria: Julian, stop this! This is crazy!

    Julien: Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water, is crazy!

    Gloria: YES!

  • Julien: Please, go over there please

  • Julien: Ha,ha,ha! I like laughing! It's such a nice experience!

    Melman: [Melman pokes his head in] Whoa.

    Julien: Exuse me, this is first class. It's nothing personal, it's just that we're better than you.

  • Julien: [as the plane dives] Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms up like this, ah ha ha ha!

  • Julien: [the animal herds are running towards the fiery volcano, planning on sacrificing Melman to the gods in hopes of creating water] Hurry up, before we come to our senses!

  • Julien: I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work. The science was so solid.

  • Julien: Do you mind going back? This is first class.

    Julien: It's nothing personal, it's just that we're better than you.

  • Julien: [Mort wants to go on the plane] Stop him! He's carrying scissors and hand cream!

  • Julien: [referring to the fiery volcano] I'd jump in myself, if I weren't so good at whistling.

    [proceeds to whistle terribly]

  • Julien: [thrown out of a plane, opens a parachute] I CAN FLY!

  • Julien: [sees water coming to the savannah] I did it! I did it! I did it!

    [the volcano spurts out lava]

    Julien: Okay, you did it!

  • Martin Daniels: I have heard that Clifford is a very special boy.

    Julien: Where is that little monster?

  • Clifford: When we land in Los Angeles, can we then immediately go to Dinosaur world?

    Julien: How many times do I have to tell you, son. The plane does not go to Los Angeles. It goes directly to Honolulu.

    Clifford: But how can that be, pappy?

    Julien: How can what be?

    Clifford: That my birthday of all days, I can be so close to Dinosaur world and yet so far away?

    Julien: Don't you start with me. You're birthday was 6 months ago.

    Theodora Daniels: Clifford. Daddy's on a business - a business trip. And this is not a vacation. No.

    Julien: So will you drop this Dinosaur world thing for 5 seconds? Huh? Would you do that for me? Huh? Would you? Oh, boy. You're driving me crazy!

  • Julien: Cursed be he who puts an obstacle in the path of a blind man.

  • Julien: You killed the Jews, you killed the hippies. You killed all the mother's titties.


  • Julien: I got a... I got a... I got a poem. Wanna hear?

    Pearl: Yeah.

    Julien: Okay. Okay, I'll read a poem.

    Father: Okay.

    Julien: Midnight chaos, eternity chaos, morning chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, eternity chaos, evening chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos, morning chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, evening chaos, eternity chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos, morning chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, eternity chaos, evening chaos, eternity chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, morning chaos, evening chaos, eternity chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos...

    Father: [while he keeps rabbling] It's not right. Julien... cut it out.

    Julien: Morning chaos, eternity chaos...

    Father: You repeat "chaos, chaos, chaos"! It don't even... It doesn't even rhyme.

    Julien: It rhymes with chaos.

    Julien: Chaos...

    Father: Come on. Come on, stop that. That's not a poem.

    Julien: Midnight...

    Father: Come on, what is that? It doesn't even... It doesn't even rhyme, you repeat "chaos, chaos, chaos" and it doesn't even rhyme.

    Julien: Chaos!

    Father: How about that...

    Julien: Midnight...

    Father: Julien...

    Julien: Midnight...

    Father: Julien, you shouldn't...

    Julien: Midni...

    Father: No, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, I... I don't like it because it's so artsy-fartsy. You see, I like the real stuff. I like something like... the end of Dirty Harry. I saw this Dirty Harry and it... it's really... OH!

    Julien: "Oh" what?

    Father: There is this TREMENDOUS shoot-out. You should really listen. Just listen. Listen. Just LISTEN. There was this shoot-out... Dirty Harry has this bad guy cornered, I mean, he was a... real, real bad guy. And there's this tremendous shoot-out that, that... really exchanged lots of fire there... shooting bullets at each other and they keep missing. At the end, the bad guy drops his guy and it's just, down there on the... on the bottom. And Harry hovers over him and now Harry, I mean, he's really full of contempt... Harry standing there, he's totally full of contempt, and he... says to him... "There are many other bullets, do you still think there is a bullet left in your gun?" And he says to him "You know. Now you gotta ask yourself a question... Do I feel lucky?" At that moment, the bad guy lounges for his gun, raises it and it just says "click"!

    Pearl: Yeah...

    Father: He's only got one bullet left and Harry blast him, he just blast him... into a river, and blast him and knocks off him his feet and blast him away. You see, that's... It's good stuff. I think you'd like that. I don't like the artsy-fartsy thing, I think I... I think I hated his poem.

  • Julien: It's a little more complicated than that, mother.

    Crystal: Meaning what, exactly?

    Julien: Billy raped and killed a sixteen year old girl.

    Crystal: I'm sure he had his reasons.

  • Julien: [to Chang] Want to fight?

  • Mai: Why do you let her treat you like that?

    Julien: [grabs her by the throat] 'Cause she's my mother. Now if you don't want that dress, take it off.

  • [first lines]

    Julien: [in Thai] Go.

  • Julien: When I saw that kid having his fit, shaking all over... I saw myself when my dad hit me. All I got from him was beatings. I wanted to be a doctor to treat him or to treat myself, I don't know. Or to be a better doctor than ours who thought I bruised myself playing.

  • Julien: When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.

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