Julian Peters Quotes in Once Upon a Crime... (1992)

Phoebe: My birth control pills!

Julian Peters: I never thought I should say this, but there is a time and and place.

Phoebe: There're in my suitecase that I left back at the villa!

Julian Peters: So?

Phoebe: My name's on the prescription label!

Julian Peters: You've got a problem.

Phoebe: We have to go back.

Julian Peters: What? Are you insane? The police are probally swarming the place by now!

Phoebe: If the police are there, we'll leave. If not, we have to get my suitcase back.

Julian Peters: What about the killer?

Phoebe: Do you think the killer is just going to hang around the scene of the crime all night?

Julian Peters: I don't know. I don't know what his social life is like.

Julian Peters: Let's call a truce what do you say?

[Phoebe does not reply]

Julian Peters: Okay, how's this for an idea. After we get the reward money, I'll take you back here. Well have a nice moonlight dinner, a little champagne...

Phoebe: Look, Julian, don't waste my time. There is absolutely no chance I'd get involved with you. This is a business deal. Let's stick to business. Okay?

Julian Peters: Who said anything about getting involved? Lady, I'm on the ropes and the last thing I need is to be seen walking around with a lady wearing tights who should know better.

Phoebe: Do you ever shut up?

Julian Peters: Ooo, what a wit!

Inspector Bonnard: Monsieur, you are in a lot of trouble. Trespassing on private property. Lying to the police. Claiming that a murder has just happened. You are going to need a lawyer.

Julian Peters: I don't need a lawyer. I need an agent.

Julian Peters: Would you excuse me, I'm being kicked off this train; I'd like to ask the conductor to slow it down.