Julian Mercer Quotes in Something's Gotta Give (2003)

Julian Mercer: When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?

Julian Mercer: Look who's answering the door!

Harry Sanborn: Look who's at the door!

Julian Mercer: [offering a bouquet] These are for you to give me when you apologize.

Harry: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.

Julian Mercer: You're kidding.

Harry: Hey! We're not all doctors, baby.

Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.

Erica: It's just... soap

Harry: Oh. *Her*. She is a *major* piece of work. Doc, the woman wears turtlenecks in the middle of summer: she's *beyond* uptight. Almost makes her fun to be around.

Julian Mercer: Uptight. That's funny, I haven't noticed that.

Harry: Try living with her.

Julian Mercer: You know what Freud said they are no accidents.

Harry: Trust me this was an accident.

Julian Mercer: You really are a very sexy woman.

Erica Barry: No, really, swear to God, I'm NOT.

Julian Mercer: Must we go through this every time? Come here.

Julian Mercer: The woman is really very brilliant, but she cannot hold her liquor.

Erica Barry: I like that about me.

Harry Sanborn: Me too.

[At the same time as Harry]

Julian Mercer: Me too.

Erica Barry: If I were writing this, this is where I would write "an awkward moment".

Harry Sanborn: Honey, if you were writing this, I'd be DEAD!

Julian Mercer: How great is it for you that im not intimidated by your brilliance?