Juice Quotes in Blank Check (1994)

Juice: [sarcastically] Now that's a display of fine driving, right there.

Biderman: You know, Carl, it might be easier just to steal another million dollars.

Juice: Where did all these kids come from?

Carl Quigley: Keep driving and someday I'll tell you.

[the guys are driving around in Quigley's Jaguar and spot Preston in the park]

Biderman: That's him. The boy with the backpack.

Carl Quigley: Go, go, go!

Juice: The sign says 'no cars allowed'!

Carl Quigley: Just drive!

Preston Waters, Henry: Quigley!

[Carl, Bederman and Juice are at a waterslide looking for Preston. They're studying a surveilence photo of him]

Carl Quigley: See anyone that looks like him?

Juice: Yeah he looks like him. She looks like him. Oh look over there! There goes his little twin brother. You give me one picture and expect me to find him among all these kids? You must be crazy, I'm gonna get on the waterslide.

Juice: You're in a lot of trouble today little man.

Carl Quigley: Yes, because today I have been drinking vodka.

Juice: I had a dog once that was hit by a train.

Carl Quigley: Thanks for sharing.

Juice: Old King Cole, we called him. He was a merry old soul.

Juice: [smooth] Listen lady, you're going to have to take them pearls off on your necklace.

[now reasonable, but says it like he's saying it for the 5th time instead of the 1st]

Juice: But if you'd be so reasonable to cash this check in for me, I'll be on my way.

Udowitz: [looks at check] What do you want? A million bucks?

Juice: As a matter of fact I do.

Udowitz: Go see Biederman

Carl Quigley: [observing Preston's castle] So what do you think?

Juice: Looks very nice.

[sees control pad for video game]

Juice: Yo ho, what's that?

Carl Quigley: [picks it up] I don't know. You two never saw one.

[shows it to Biderman\Juice]

Biderman: [shakes head] I have no idea.

Juice: [shrugs] Beats me.

Carl Quigley: Hey, Preston

[showing control pad]

Carl Quigley: What's this?

Preston Waters: [nervous] Well you turn the little knob, and...

[making a short depth movement smashes the control pad against the cement floor. Another suspense sound follows as the thing breaks in two but itsy bitsy pieces go bouncing/rolling off]

Juice: You know kid, you shouldn't have let us in. All your little toys could get broken.

Carl Quigley: [cracks knuckles happily] Kid, where's Macintosh?

Preston Waters: [bumps into Juice who gets distracted by a cute lady]

Juice: YO MAN! Why don't you watch where you're going? How could you mess up a wonderful view for me?

Preston Waters: Sorry.

[tries to get back pack]

Juice: [picks it up but gives it back] What are you doing out of school, yo? You know you should be in school.

Carl Quigley: Ok, just tell me where my money is?

Preston Waters: I - I spent it.

Carl Quigley: All of it?

Preston Waters: [nods weakly] All of it.

Carl Quigley: How could you spend... a million dollars... in just six days?

Juice: You must have not been shopping lately.

Biderman: [after breaking into the Waters' house] Looks like no one's home.

Carl Quigley: Shut up, Wienerman!

Biderman: Biderman.

Carl Quigley: Where is he?

Butch: I don't know, but he might be down the street at Mr. Macintosh's. That's his boss.

Carl Quigley: Macintosh. Come on!

Juice: You know, I do like what they have done with this color.

Biderman: Wait. Quigley sent you?

Juice: That's right.

Biderman: What about the kid?

Juice: What kid, man?

Biderman: THE KID! The kid with the backpack!

Juice: Look here, man, I'm tired of telling you this.

[gestures with his index finger]

Juice: But if you don't give me the money for that check, I guarantee you there's a bullet with your name on it in this chamber.

Biderman: The kid with the backpack. The kid with the backpack! The backpack! The backpack! Shit! Oh, my god!