Judy Witwicky Quotes in Transformers (2007)


Judy Witwicky Quotes:

  • Judy Witwicky: [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?

    Ron Witwicky: Judy...

    Sam Witwicky: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom!

    Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay?

    Judy Witwicky: It's okay...

    Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate!

    Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up.

    Judy Witwicky: Okay.

    Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?

    Sam Witwicky: Father-son thing...

    Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...

    Sam Witwicky: [amazed] Happy time?

    Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time...

    Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop!

    Judy Witwicky: ...with myself.

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, you can't come in and...

    Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.

  • [Ratchet runs into power lines, shocking him and causing a tremor throughout the neighborhood]

    Ron Witwicky: [crawling under a table] Earthquake! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table!

    Judy Witwicky: How did you get over there so fast?

    [Outside, a dazed Ratchet staggers to his feet]

    Ratchet: Wow... that was tingly! You gotta try that!

    Ironhide: [sarcastic] Yeah, that looks fun...

  • Sam Witwicky: This... I can't do it anymore. You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.

    Judy Witwicky: What?

    Sam Witwicky: He's got enough self-esteem issues being a Chihuahua, Mom.

    Judy Witwicky: That's his bling!

  • Judy Witwicky: Please for the love of God drive safely!

    [Sam drives away with the Camaro in a massive cloud of black exhaust]

    Judy Witwicky: Wow. You are so cheap.

    Ron Witwicky: Well, it's his first car... supposed to be like that.

  • Ron Witwicky: [brandishing a bat, outside his son's door] 5... 4... It's comin' off the hinges, pal. 3... 2... stand back!

    [as Ron gets ready to break the door down, Sam opens it]

    Sam Witwicky: What's up?... What's with the bat?

    Ron Witwicky: Who were you talking to?

    Sam Witwicky: Talkin' to you!

    Judy Witwicky: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?

    Sam Witwicky: I'm a child, you know, I'm a teenager.

  • Judy Witwicky: Sam, we heard you talking to someone...

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, I...

    [Sam's parents fall silent and stare at Mikaela]

    Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.

    [Judy starts giggling and chucks Sam on the shoulder]

    Judy Witwicky: Gosh, you're gorgeous!

    [turns to Ron]

    Judy Witwicky: Isn't that the prettiest girl?

    Sam Witwicky: She can hear you talking, Mom.

  • Judy Witwicky: They've got to get their hands off my bush!

  • Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!

  • Judy Witwicky: You know, I think that if there really was some kind of... alien infestation... the Government would be the first to tell us.

    Ron Witwicky: [fondling Mojo] Yeah... I mean, this is America.

    Judy Witwicky: Yeah, that's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!"

  • [watching the news broadcast of meteor crashes]

    Judy Witwicky: What did he say?

    Ron Witwicky: What?

    Judy Witwicky: What did Jack say? Did he see it?

    Ron Witwicky: Yeah he saw it. He thinks it's a military experiment.

    Judy Witwicky: What a knucklehead.

    Ron Witwicky: Yeah. I told him it was a plane.

  • Ron Witwicky: Sam!

    Judy Witwicky: What?

    Ron Witwicky: Sam!

    Sam Witwicky: Mom! Dad!

    [Rampage launches himself in front of Sam, tossing his parents around]

    Sam Witwicky: Wait! WAIT!

    Ron Witwicky: Sam, listen to me! I want you to run!

    Sam Witwicky: Wait, wait, wai...

    [Sam hears a whistle, and catches sight of a hidden Bumblebee... ]

    Sam Witwicky: Okay...

    [holds up his sock]

    Sam Witwicky: Okay, this is what you want... and I know you need me, 'cause I know about the Matrix...

    Rampage: [growling] Sam Witwicky...

    Ron Witwicky: Sam, just go!

    Judy Witwicky: Sam, listen to your father!

    Ron Witwicky: Sam, they're gonna kill us all anyway!

    Sam Witwicky: Look, just come over here and take it, don't harm them... okay. BUMBLEBEE!

    [Bumblebee jumps on Rampage]

    Sam Witwicky: Take 'im down, Bee!

  • [Soundwave tracks down the Witwickys in Paris]

    Soundwave: Yeesss...

    [makes a call]

    Judy Witwicky: Hello? I mean, bon soir!

    [hears Soundave breathing]

    Judy Witwicky: What? Who is this?

    Soundwave: Where is the boy?

    Judy Witwicky: For Pete's sakes, I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing!

    [hangs up]

  • [arriving at Sam's college]

    Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?

    Ron Witwicky: Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.

  • [after Bumblebee blasts the house to destroy the kitchen bots]

    Judy Witwicky: Sam, Sam, listen to me... When you go, he goes. I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage!

    Ron Witwicky: Judy, national security... Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay?

    Judy Witwicky: Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub! And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!

  • Ron Witwicky: Let's go. March, young lady!

    [to his son's horror, Ron slaps his wife's derriere]

    Judy Witwicky: I love it when you call me "young lady," you dirty old man.

    [goes upstairs giggling]

    Ron Witwicky: You ain't seen nothing yet...

    Sam Witwicky: Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!

    Ron Witwicky: What?

    Sam Witwicky: I'm watching what you're doing, Dad. It's not a rap video.

    Ron Witwicky: It's just like a coach thing.

    Sam Witwicky: That was a really creepy move just now, Dad.

  • Mikaela Banes: You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

    Sam Witwicky: And?

    Mikaela Banes: I'd do anything for you.

    Mikaela Banes: And?

    Judy Witwicky: [watching intently] He's about to say the L-word?

    Ron Witwicky: [impatient] Come on, kiddo.

    Sam Witwicky: I... adore you.

  • Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?

    Ron Witwicky: No!

    Sam Witwicky: You've gotta let me go. You've gotta let me go.

    Judy Witwicky: Let him go.

    Ron Witwicky: You come back! YOU COME BACK!

  • Judy Witwicky: [high, to Ron] Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A!

  • Judy Witwicky: [touring Sam's college] People are sure friendly here. Some kids just gave me this bag of brownies.

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, that's not a brownie! Don't take it!

    Judy Witwicky: Sam, I am your mother and I can do what I want!

    Ron Witwicky: Honey! They baked it with reefer!

  • Judy Witwicky: Sam Witwicky, you and I are gonna have a word!

    [turns to Mikaela, who has just arrived at the house]

    Judy Witwicky: Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.

  • Judy Witwicky: [her house blown apart] Holy Mother...!

  • Judy Witwicky: Sam, I think for a job interview that you should wear real pants.

    Sam Witwicky: I think for life, you should wear real pants.

    Judy Witwicky: [Sees Sam's new car] Oh, what happened to Bumblebee?

    Sam Witwicky: He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.

    Ron Witwicky: Your car has a job, huh?

    Judy Witwicky: Stop. What does it change into?

    Sam Witwicky: It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma. I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.

    Judy Witwicky: No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee... if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.

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