Judy Bernly Quotes in 9 to 5 (1980)
Judy Bernly Quotes:
Violet Newstead: One thing you should know about dear old Roz... She's the eyes, ears, nose, and throat of Mr. Hart. Anything she hears, he hears.
Judy Bernly: You mean she's a... a company spy?
Violet Newstead: I wouldn't exactly say that, I'd just say that if you want to gossip in the ladies' room, I'd check under the stalls, first, for her shoes.
Judy Bernly: What did you say it was called?
[Passes joint to Violet]
Violet Newstead: Maui Wowee!
Judy Bernly: Well, I love it!
Violet Newstead: It's *primo!*
Violet Newstead: Oh, God. They know about the rat poison. I might as well just turn myself in.
Doralee Rhodes: Violet, it was an accident.
Violet Newstead: I'm a murderer.
Judy Bernly: No, you're not.
Violet Newstead: I'm a murderess. I'm gonna go to the pen. My poor kids. I'm gonna lose my job.
Judy Bernly: Violet, stop this.
Violet Newstead: I'm no fool. I've killed the boss, you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?
Franklin Hart, Jr.: [Judy's fantasy - she's a big game hunter and Hart is the prey] Judy? Judy, you've got to help me; that mob out there is crazy; they're trying to kill me!
Judy Bernly: Now, why would they want ot do a nasty little thing like that?
Franklin Hart, Jr.: I don't know! I'm not such a bad guy!
Judy Bernly: You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.
Franklin Hart, Jr.: So I have a few faults; who doesn't? Is that any reason to kill me?
Judy Bernly: You're foul, Hart. A wart on the nose of humanity and I'm going to blast it off.
[she points her shotgun at him]
Franklin Hart, Jr.: [giggling nervously] Judy... Judy... Judy...
Judy Bernly: Goodbye boss man. It's quittin' time.
Violet Newstead: What could we use to keep Hart quiet?
Judy Bernly: Blackmail?
Violet Newstead: Blackmail, oh that sounds good! What could we get on him...?
Judy Bernly: A sex scandal! Take a picture of him in bed with a prositute.
Doralee Rhodes: No, who'd care?
Violet Newstead: Yeah, Hart would just buy up all the copies and then distribute them as Christmas cards.
Dick: [after seeing Hart tied up and drawing the wrong conclusion] So! This is what you're into now. Bondage, S&M, sex games!
Judy Bernly: [thinking fast] Uh... that's right, all of it! I'm into... everything. Now, get out of here!
Dick: Who *is* that guy?
Judy Bernly: My boss.
Dick: Oh, so you're having an affair with your boss, huh? Isn't that typical!
Judy Bernly: Just like you ran off with your secretary! After getting her *pregnant*, no less!
Dick: But, Judy, this isn't you at all! You can't be serious about this!
Judy Bernly: Don't you tell me what I can or can't be serious about, or what is or isn't me! If I want to play S&S and M&M and all those other bondage games, or even smoke pot, that's my business!
Dick: Smoking *pot*? I can see what all that has done to you...! And to think I actually came here tonight and asked you to come back to me! HA!
Judy Bernly: "HA" is right! Would *you* come back to you? Why, I opened a bottle of wine the day after you flew off with Liza!
Dick: ...If that's the way you feel, then there's nothing more to say.
Judy Bernly: Oh, yes there is... HIT THE ROAD, BUSTER; THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF!
[shoves him out of the house and slams the door after him]
Doralee Rhodes: [stepping out from behind the car after seeing that the wrong corpse is in the trunk of the car] Uh, Judy? Would you come back here for a second?
Judy Bernly: What?
Doralee Rhodes: Look.
Judy Bernly: Who's that?
Doralee Rhodes: I don't know.
Judy Bernly: Where's Hart?
Doralee Rhodes: I don't know.
Judy Bernly: Oh, my God, you mean she... *oh my god!*
Doralee Rhodes: [stepping out from beind the car] Violet, honey, would you come over here for a second?
Violet Newstead: What is the matter with you two? We have got to get the - who is that?
[Violet, planning to get rid of a dead corpse from the hospital that she thinks is Hart's body, drives crazily and speeds along the highway with Doralee and Judy in the car with her]
Judy Bernly: Where's the body?
Violet Newstead: In the trunk! Look, all we have to do is get some cement blocks, chain them to his feet and pitch him off the end of the pier, and no one will ever know.
Doralee Rhodes: You are crazy! They'll find it, they always find it!
Violet Newstead: Oh-hoh, crazy am I? They never found Jimmy Hoffa!
[the captive Franklin Hart, tied down to his bed, has just been informed by the ladies about finding a company owned warehouse empty]
Franklin Hart, Jr.: An empty warehouse? What's wrong with that?
Violet Newstead: That's what Billy Sol Estes said, and they gave him 15 years for embezzlement.
Judy Bernly: That warehouse is supposed to be filled with inventory from Consolidated.
Doralee Rhodes: But you sold it, and you pocketed the money.
Franklin Hart, Jr.: You'll never be able to prove that.
Violet Newstead: Well, I am going to order the invoices from the head office on Monday. I think you'll see the light when they arrive.
Franklin Hart, Jr.: [getting angry] You start tangling with me and you'd better be prepared to play very rough. I am not going to be stopped by three dim-witted broads! I'm going to get...
[struggling against the ropes]
Franklin Hart, Jr.: I'm gonna get loose. I'm gonna get loose even if I have to kill someone to do it!
Judy Bernly: [to her ex-husband] Hit the road, buster, This is where you get off!
Judy Bernly: [the girls have stolen the wrong body from the hospital] Oh, this is terrible. It's so improper. It's so disrespectful!
Violet Newstead: He's dead! He doesn't mind!
Judy Bernly: You gave me your word that you wouldn't escape if I loosened the ropes.
Franklin Hart, Jr.: I lied!
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