Judge Walter Burns Quotes in Mystery, Alaska (1999)

Judge Walter Burns: Hi. What's wrong?

Joanne Burns: Uh, Walter, get out. This is private.

Judge Walter Burns: I'm entitled to know what's going on under this roof. After all, I am the father of this child...

Joanne Burns: Walter, if you don't leave, I *swear* I'll tell you.

Judge Walter Burns: [pause] Right.

[leaves]

Bailey Pruitt: Big doings here in Mystery. Price World wants to build a store here, and now the New York Rangers are coming to town.

Judge Walter Burns: Mr Pruitt, I don't want to hear anything more about a hockey game in this courtroom. I told you about this.

Bailey Pruitt: I'm sorry your honor, I'm fat.