Judge Finestein Quotes in Find Me Guilty (2006)

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: Judge.

Judge Finestein: Yes, Mr. DiNorscio?

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: Can I talk to you?

[approaches the bench]

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: I wanna apologize for my action in court before. I want you to understand... whatever I said, I meant no disrespect to you. I respect you more than any other judge I ever faced, and I faced a lot of them.

Judge Finestein: Okay, well, thank you, Mr. DiNorscio.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: See, I-I'm not understanding this. You're saying from the back slappin' and the kissing, you knew that they were Italian?

Michael Kerry: Well, it was an Italian restaurant.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: Did they all have black hair?

Michael Kerry: Uh, yeah, yeah. From what I remember, yeah.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: Could they have been Spanish, Greek, Jewish?

Michael Kerry: Not with Nick Calabrese at the head of the table, no.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: You saying Nick only eats with Italians?

Michael Kerry: No, I'm not saying that.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: What if I told you I went into a restaurant and there was nothing but Irish guys there? And you says, "How'd you know they were Irish?" And I says, "'Cause they were all drunk and vomiting all over the floor."

Sean Kierney: Objection, Your Honor! Badgering the witness!

Judge Finestein: Mr. DiNorscio.

Michael Kerry: No, it's all right, Judge. Look, Mr. DiNorscio. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, chances are it's a duck.

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: If it talks like an asshole, looks like an asshole,

[talks into the microphone]

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: chances are it's an asshole.

Sean Kierney: Objection, Your Honor! This behavior cannot be tolerated!

Judge Finestein: Mr. DiNorscio, I am fining you $5,000 for contempt of court!

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: That's what I got, Your Honor. I got contempt for this court. You should've stopped him before with all the Italian shit.

Judge Finestein: You are now fined 10,000! Wanna try for 15?

Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: My marshals have been giving me a hard time for weeks now. Everybody gets to eat what they want, and not me. I gotta eat what they bring me. I ordered, uh... creamy peanut butter, and they brought me chunky.

Judge Finestein: Please, Mr. DiNorscio, this isn't my department. Take it up at MCC.