Judge Baker Quotes in Oh, God! (1977)
Judge Baker Quotes:
Court Clerk: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
God: So help me, me.
Judge Baker: So help you, you?
God: If it pleases the court, and even if it doesn't please the court, I'm God, Your Honor.
God: Why is it so hard for you to believe? Is my physical existence any more improbable than your own? What about all that hoo-ha with the devil awhile ago from that movie? Nobody had any problem believing that the devil took over and existed in a little girl. All she had to do was wet the rug, throw up some pea soup and everybody believed. The devil you could believe, but not God? I work in my own way. I don't, I don't get inside little children; they got enough to do just being themselves. Also I'm not about to go around to every person in the world and say, 'Look it's me, I wanna talk to you.' So I picked one man. One very good man. I told him God lives. I live. He had trouble believing too, in the beginning. I understood. I'm not sure how this whole miracle business started, the idea that anything connected with me has to be a miracle. Personally I'm sorry that it did. Makes the distance between us even greater. But if a miracle helps you believe that I am who I say I am... I'll give you one. A good one. Let me see? What's my most impressive miracle? Ah-ha! Pick a card!
Judge Baker: What?
God: Pick a card, any card.
Sam Raven: Someone must have erased it.
Judge Baker: Nobody erases tapes anymore.
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