Jude Quotes in Alien³ (1992)

David: I have a problem with this.

Jude: Which part?

David: The part where we're running around down here in the dark with that fucking thing chasing us.

[Jude tries to goad the alien into chasing him]

Jude: Yoohoo. Hey, fuckface. Come and get me!

David: I have a problem with this.

Jude: What part?

David: The part where we're running around in the dark fucking maze with that thing chasing us.

Jude: Wyoming: where men are men, and sheep are nervous!

Jude: To deactivate the Omega Seed, you must slide the Ether Rod into the Terminator Port.

Reporter: Jude! One word for your fans?

Jude: Astronaut.

Jude: God, I'm glad I'm not me.

Jude: People actually think I have some kind of a fantastic imagination. It gets very lonesome.

Jude: Look at all these medicines! Hey man what are those?

Man At Party: Mandy's, make you sleep.

Jude: Sleep? aint sleepin'... Sleep's for dreamers. I haven't slept in thirty days, man. Takes a lot of medicine to keep up this pace.

Jude: [looking up at a giant Jesus on the cross] Do your early stuff!

Jude: Yeah it's chaos, it's clocks, it's watermelons, it's everything.

Jude: Doesn't really matter, you know, what kind of nasty names people invent for the music. But, uh, folk music is just a word, you know, that I can't use anymore. What I'm talking about is traditional music, right, which is to say it's mathematical music, it's based on hexagons. But all these songs about, you know, roses growing out of people's brains and lovers who are really geese and swans are turning into angels - I mean, you know, they're not going to die. They're not folk music songs. They're political songs. They're already dead. You'd think that these traditional music people would - would gather that mystery, you know, is a traditional fact, you know, seeing as they're all so full of mystery.

Keenan Jones: And contradictions.

Jude: Yeah, contradictions.

Keenan Jones: And chaos.

Jude: Yes, it's chaos, clocks, and watermelons - you know, it's - it's everything. These people actually think I have some kind of, uh... fantastic imagination. It gets very, uh, lonesome. But traditional music is just, uh... it's too unreal to die. It doesn't need to be protected. You know, I mean, in that music is the only true valid death you can feel today, you know, off a record player. But like everything else in great demand, people try to own it. Has to do with, like, uh, the purity thing. I think its meaninglessness is holy. Everybody knows I'm not a folk singer.

Jude: You know, saying 'cause of peace', it's like saying, 'hunk of butter', you know, I don't want you to listen to anybody who wants you to believe is dedicated to the hunk and not the butter.

Reporter: I'm not sure I follow.

Jude: You know, I didn't come out of some cereal box. There's no one out there who's gonna be converted by a song.

[first lines]

Narrator: There he lies. God rest his soul, and his rudeness. A devouring public can now share the remains of his sickness, and his phone numbers. There he lay: poet, prophet, outlaw, fake, star of electricity. Nailed by a peeping tom, who would soon discover...

Jude: A poem is like a naked person...

Narrator: even the ghost was more than one person.

Arthur: ...but a song is something that walks by itself.

Jude: How can I answer that if you got the nerve to ask me?

Jude: [to a crucifix] How does it feel?

Jude: [to an angry, knife-wielding busboy in his hotel room] Either be groovy or leave, man!

Jude: We were going to see a movie, wanna come?

Mark David Chapman: [Snorts with laughter] No. I can't stand the movies. They're just so phony.

Jude: Well I gotta go. I hope you get your record signed, and I hope you listen to it.

Jude: The human mind. The human mind is an incredible thing. Once its mind's made up, it can do anything.

Jude: [Referring to Hawaii] Then maybe I'll go.

Mark David Chapman: No no not maybe, not maybe. You've got to decide in your mind that you will.

Jude: Hey, you! We were going to go see a movie later. Hello? Do you want to come?

Mark David Chapman: What?

Jude: We were going to go see a movie later. Do you want to come?

Mark David Chapman: [scoffs] Uh, no. No. I hate the movies. They're phony. So goddamn phony. I mean, look at the actors, they're always clutching their foreheads and breathing deep. It's like they know they're acting and they know how good they are, and goddamn it they're gonna show you. I can't stand it. It drives me insane. Drives me absolutely insane, if you wanna know the truth.

Jude: [Jeri laughs] Okay.

Mark David Chapman: I know, I can take you gals to dinner. I mean, if you want. You like Japanese food? I've been to Japan. I've been all over the world.

Jude: Okay!

Mark David Chapman: Great, it's settled then. I'll take you gals to dinner at a Japanese food restaurant. My treat.

Jude: Alright.

Mark David Chapman: Bye-bye. Don't forget.

Jude: The other night. You know, Jeri and I were waiting for you. And then, she wanted to go, but I wanted to stay. And then I wanted to go, and we were gonna go, and then as we were leaving a cab pulled up... and it was John! Just John. Anyway, he talked to us for a bit and Jeri bummed one of his cigarettes. It was great!

Mark David Chapman: I've read they're French.

Jude: So, do you like New York? I guess that's a no?

Mark David Chapman: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. It's just, I mean... kind of dirty. Sometimes. It's nothing like Hawaii. Hawaii is amazing.

Jude: I'll bet.

Mark David Chapman: Hawaii changed my life. It really did. When I first got out there, I was... you know, I thought I was a dud. Hawaii saved my life. It saved my life! It did. It really, really, did.

Jude: I'd really like to go there sometime. But I don't think...

Mark David Chapman: [interrupts] No, no, no. Don't ever say that! Don't ever say anything like that.

Jude: What?

Mark David Chapman: You can do anything. If you set your mind to it, you can do anything! The human mind is an incredible thing. Once its mind is made up, it can do anything.

Jude: Maybe I'll go.

Mark David Chapman: Not maybe. No, not maybe. You've got to decide in your mind that you will.

Jude: Okay, I will.

Mark David Chapman: You've got to say it. You've got to know it. Say it.

Jude: Someday I will go to Hawaii.

Mark David Chapman: Very good. It's like I told my mother before I left, I knew I was gonna do something big. I just didn't know if it was gonna be good or bad.

Jude: What do you mean by that?

Jude: This is my friend. He's a Beatles fan from Hawaii.

Paul: Oh, hey. Hawaii. Cool man. How's it hanging? Paul.

Jude: Paul's a photographer.

Paul: You trying to catch somebody?

Mark David Chapman: That fellow over there is John Lennon's assistant.

Paul: Oh, Freddy. He's, uh, you should meet him. Yeah.

Mark David Chapman: I'm just here to get John Lennon's autograph.

Jude: So, you gonna do any touristy stuff?

Mark David Chapman: [chuckles] Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm not gonna do that. No.

Paul: Well, do you know why they call this building the Dakota? Because it was first built in the 1800s. There was nothing up here. it was just farm, and they were like well, if you lives up here you might as well be living out in Dakota. I don't even think Dakota was South or North Dakota yet. It was just like, a territory. They also shot Rosemary's Baby here.

Mark David Chapman: The movie?

Paul: No the baby.

[pause]

Paul: Yeah, the movie. They shot it here in the Dakota.

Mark David Chapman: Oh, wow. Really?

Jude: Thought you didn't like movies?

Mark David Chapman: No, some I like. Some are okay. The Wizard of Oz is wonderful. Rosemary's Baby is pretty good, I guess. It's not too phony.

Jude: I didn't like that movie.

Paul: Why? Because it says everyone who lives in the Dakota worships Satan?

Jude: Well, yes. Also because it's very slow moving. Nothing happens until the end.

Paul: Yeah, but Jude... that's Polanski!

Mark David Chapman: [interrupts] Wait a minute... that's the guy. Charles Manson killed his wife. Right?

Jude: Sharon Tate.

Paul: Yeah, she was pregnant too.

Jude: And beautiful.

Mark David Chapman: Helter Skelter. John Lennon lives in a building where a film about Satan coming to Earth, where a director's wife and child were killed because of a song that John Lennon... oh my God. This is not a coincidence. Today's the day. Today is the day. No coincidence.

Jude: Well, I hope you get your record signed. And I hope you listen to it.

Mark David Chapman: You're not gonna leave yet, are you? We haven't even seen John.

Jude: Yeah, I know. But it was good seeing you again. I gotta go.

Mark David Chapman: Thanks, but you should stay.

Jude: I'd love to, but I can't.

Mark David Chapman: [follows Jude] Then stay.

Jude: No, I'm tired. I really should go home.

Mark David Chapman: No, wait. Just a little bit longer. I know he's gonna come out, I know it. I know it, I know it!

Jude: Maybe some other time.

Mark David Chapman: [keeps following Jude] But, I know he's gonna come out. He's got to, you know?

Jude: I'm sorry. I can't. Good luck!

Mark David Chapman: Please? Wait.

[Jude keeps walking]

Mark David Chapman: I said wait!

[inner monologue]

Mark David Chapman: It's over.

Mark David Chapman: I'll bet you guys are waiting for somebody, huh? Hey, do you know... is he home?

Jude: I don't know. He's somewhere in New York City.

Mark David Chapman: [excited] Oh my God! I can't believe I'm standing right here!

Jude: You are!

Mark David Chapman: You've gotta understand, I've been a Beatles fan since I was a kid, and John is... was the genius behind them.

Jude: Do you like his new album?

Mark David Chapman: He has a new album?

Jude: Yeah, silly!

Mark David Chapman: Oh no, wait. I read about that. It's, um, double...

Jeri: Double Fantasy.

Mark David Chapman: Double Fantasy!

Jude: It's amazing. It's really real.

Jeri: It's flawless, really. Flawless.

Mark David Chapman: I know. I came all the way from Hawaii just to get his autograph.

Jude: You know, you should buy it. You should buy it and ask John to sign it.

Tom: Well done Bridge, four hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup, omelette and marmalade. I think that deserves a toast, don't you? To Bridget, who cannot cook, but who we love

[in an undertone]

Tom: just as she is.

Tom, Shazzer, Jude: To Bridget, just as she is.

Jude: Just as you are? Not thinner? Not cleverer? Not with slightly bigger breasts or slightly smaller nose?

Bridget: No.

Shazzer: Well, fuck me.

Tom: This is someone you hate right?

Bridget: Yes, yes, I hate him.

Jude: What did you mean when you said you were here to kidnap me?

Les: I'm rescuing you. Taking you to the Big Apple.

Jude: And why would I go with you?

Les: I'm offering you Manhattan, champ. Don't play hard to get.

Les: You know what I'd like to know is what my girlfriend's daughter and my son and some weird Hare Krishna dude are all doing together.

Jude: We're just friends, okay?

Les: No, I'm not judging. I mean, I met your mother at an orgy.

Jude: If Teddy hadn't left us for good, if he was still somewhere up there, ten years later, hovering above the city and the troposphere of the earth, he'd see a little heart transformed. He'd find Elisa in Brooklyn, starting her own family, and his best friend, believe it or not, about to become a father himself. He'd know that he'd not been forgotten, even if the outlines of his face grow fuzzier with each passing year. Maybe he'd also see how fragile each and every life is, and that they all just fall to earth and scatter, hoping to settle somewhere and stick, like big, dry snowflakes from a white Vermont sky.

[last lines]

Jude: Hey, the men are doing all the heavy lifting. Seems a little sexist to me. How about you, Zoe?

Zoe: It's not about equal division of labor. It's about an equitable and efficient allocation of resources.

Grace, Diane: Right on!

[laughter]

Diane: When there's a death you get a funeral. It's horrible, but you get to wear a black dress, and people bring you food and...

Jude: I *do* like a good casserole now and again.

Diane: But when a marriage dies you get endless debt, paperwork, and just a life you don't even recognize.

Diane: You want me to just let go of 40 years of irresponsibility, embarrassment, and her total refusal to grow up?

Jude: Yes, exactly.

Diane: [incredulous] Like a balloon that'll just float away.

Jude: It's not a balloon, Diane. It's a sandbag you've got to drop for the balloon to get off the ground.

Diane: [looking at the chairs in Jude's workshop] Do people actually sit in those?

Jude: They do. You want to try it?

Diane: No.

Jude: Aw, come on, where's your spirit of adventure?

Diane: I think I exhausted it yesterday.

Jude: And here I was hoping you were just getting started.

Jude: You know, you're something of a legend around here. Your mom talks about you all the time.

Diane: Let me guess: "tightass lawyer who is in need of a soul transplant."

Jude: No, actually, she's fonder of the details - you used to collect leaves, you like the Beatles...

Diane: Everybody likes the Beatles.

Jude: That is true.

Tim: You don't get to choose who you fall in love with.

Jude: Sure you do. What you don't get to choose is who loves you back.

Jude: Would you like to stay here and keep working on your material or would you rather go get your brains fucked out?

Josh: Brains out please.

Paul: I'm not comparing myself to Mozart, I'm only saying...

Jude: [interrupts] You're just comparing yourself to god.

Jude: [to Paul] You don't see the destruction that you cause. Or you at least pretend not to, so you can *sleep* at night.

Paul: I know it's standard new age procedure to blame your parents for your troubles, and I take my share of blame for my problems and yours too, but you cannot make me a stooge for everything that makes you unhappy about yourself. You should thank me.

Jude: [asking in disgust] Thank you?

Paul: [with a smirk] You're welcome.

Jude: What's the matter? Boy trouble?

Otis: Fuck you, Jude!

Jude: Nothing comes off the money you're gonna get 30 years from now when your dad dies from too much sex. You don't have to call me mom - all the time.

Mamie: I'm not pro-life, though.

Jude: Who is, once you start to pay attention?

Jude: Hey, do you guys mind if I ask you something?

Alvin: She's not in rehab for drugs. It's just booze. Plus, she's a vomiter.

Miles: A fat vomiter, which is fucking useless.

Jude: No... just, why is Otis the leader?

Jude: [singing] How lucky am I?

Jude: We're breaking up.

Otis: What?

Jude: Look, I'm not gonna screw you *and* your dad.

Jude: I think your Dad's home. You totally owe me, dude. He doesn't think you're a 'mo anymore.

[as he pulls his shirt on]

Otis: Hey, I am not gay.

[pointing to the bed]

Otis: Hello?

[Jude turns on his TV, revealing a gay porn video]

Jude: You "hello".

Jude: What's going on?

Nicky: He knows you're just after his money. And I told him what you had over me, and he doesn't care that I'm gay.

Frank: I care, I care, of course I care. It's not good news.

Mamie: What kind of movies does this guy make?

Jude: I don't know. He's an idiot. The kind idiots make, I guess.

Luke: People disappear all of the time.

Jude: Especially in Iowa. We probably saved him from an alien abduction.

Jude: The conservatives are effective. They do things. All we do is buy animal-friendly mascara.

Jude: Shut up a minute, Jonny. Listen to me. Don't ever, ever, interrupt me in that situation again. No one cares what you have to think or say in that situation. If Ray had been here he'd rip your head off, mate.

Jonny: I know, I just thought...

Jude: No, no nothing. I'm Ray's relative. I speak for Ray in that situation. You don't offer a word, okay?

Jonny: [handing Jude a gun] Here.

Jude: Is that for me?

Jonny: Yeah. It's loaded, be careful.

Jude: Are we going tooled up?

Jonny: Yeah. I'll show you how to use it on the way down. Don't point it at anyone you like, all right?

Jude: Hello stranger.

Dil: You gonna tell me what it is?

Jude: What is it?

Dil: Do you know her, Jimmy?

Jude: Jimmy, is it? Do you know me, Jimmy?

Fergus: Dil, this is Jude.

Dil: Are you following me?

Jude: Yeah! Just checking. Is he being nice to you, Dil?

Dil: Ever so nice, aren't you, Jimmy?

Jude: That's good. I'm glad. Young love, as they say?

Dil: Absolutely. The younger the better. Doesn't come YOUR way much, I suppose.

Jude: Don't go looking for it, Dil.

Dil: Well, maybe you'll get lucky... someday.

Jude: Bit heavy on the powder, isn't she?

Dil: A girl has to have a bit of glamour.

Jude: Oh, absolutely. As long as she can keep it. Isn't that right, James?

Jude: What do you think of the hair?

Fergus: It suits you.

Jude: Aye. I was sick of being a blonde. I needed a tougher look, and you know what I mean.

Jude: Fuck me, Fergus?

[first lines]

Jody: [playing ring toss at a carnival] Right.

[tosses a ring]

Jody: That.

[tosses a ring]

Jody: And that. And that is cricket, hon.

Jody: [wins a large teddy bear] Do you want it?

Jude: Sure!

Jody: [hands her the teddy bear] Doesn't matter if you don't. You know I won't be offended. Jody's never offended. What'd you say your name was?

Jude: Jude.

Jody: Jude. Why that suits you, Jude.

Jude: The teddy bear?

Jody: No! Fuck this bear. The name: Jude. And it IS Jude, right?

Jude: Where are we going?

Lucy: We're going out of our minds!

Sadie: [upon seeing Prudence for the first time] Where'd she come from?

Jude: She came in through the bathroom window.

Max's Father: Goddammit, Max! Get serious, for once! What are you going to DO with your life?

Max: Why is it always what will I do? "What will he do", "What will he do," "Oh, my god what will he do", Do, do, do, do, do. Why isn't the issue here who I am?

Uncle Teddy: Because, Maxwell, what you do defines who you are.

Max: No, Uncle Teddy. Who you are defines what you do. Right Jude?

Jude: [awkward] ... Well, surely it's not what you do, but the, uh... the way that you do it.

Max: [Discussing Lucy on the drive to New York] She's got a boyfriend.

Jude: That's okay, I got a girlfriend.

Lucy: We're in the middle of a revolution Jude. And what are you doing? Doodles and cartoons?

Jude: Well I'm sorry I'm not the man with the mega-phone, but this is what I do.

Lucy: I would lay in front of a tank if it would bring Max back and end this war.

Jude: Yeah, it wouldn't.

[after seeing Prudence performing as "Henry the Horse" in Mr. Kite's circus]

Jude: Prudence!

Mr. Kite: She's called "Henry," and it's a lot of explanation, but don't worry about it, kids, okay? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode.

Max: Jude, this is my sister, Lucy.

Jude: [later, to Lucy] My god, you... you have perfect teeth!

Jude: Where'd you come from?

Prudence: Nowhere.

Jude: And before nowhere?

Prudence: Ohio.

Jude: Where are we going?

Lucy: Out of our minds!

Jude: Where are you taking me?

Lucy: Down the rabbit hole!

Jude: But I wanted to feed the cows!

Jude: [after Vietnam] You don't seem too messed up.

Max: Well, everything below the neck works fine.

Lucy: Your girlfriend didn't look too happy about us leaving together.

Jude: She- she's not my girlfriend. Well, you know, she's a friend... who's a girl.

Max: [invites Jude over to him and Lucy's house for Thanksgiving]

Jude: We don't have it in England, is it - is it a big deal?

Max: Well, it's a heart-warming American tradition.

Lucy: Yeah. It celebrates the time when the Indians shared their food with the early settlers. And how did we repay them? We slaughter them in thousands then ship them off to the shittiest bits of real estate.

Max: [Max chuckles]

Lucy: [Introduces herself to Jude] I'm Lucy.

Max: [they head for the basement of the campus, they come to a room. Jude closes the door] Shit, I'm outta shape! Woo!

[he pants heavily trying to catch his breath before he recognizes Jude from earlier]

Max: You're the guy who was asking for the janitor, right?

Jude: [nods] Yeah.

Max: So what are you, uh, like the, uh, assistant janitor?

Jude: I'm just bunking down here, y'know. Temporarily.

Max: [as he observes his surroundings] Why?

Jude: Why do you need to know?

Max: You wanted by the cops? Huh? FBI?

Jude: You know it looks to me as though, uh... You're the one who's on the run.

Max: Uh... yeah. Thank you for that by the way.

Jude: What would that lot have done if they'd caught you?

Max: [he and Jude sit down] I don't know. Something, uh, involving genitalia and shoe polish.

Jude: Nasty.

Max: Yeah. Where's that accent from?

Jude: Same place as me. Liverpool.

Max: Do you have a name?

Jude: Yeah.

[smiles]

Jude: It's Jude.

Max: [smiles] Max.

[he extends his hand, Jude shakes his hand]

Jude: [as he shakes Max's hand] I'm please to meet you.

Max: Well, uh, Jude, as a stranger to our shores, the least I can do is offer you some Ivy League hospitatilty.

[he tosses Jude a flask]

Jude: [a beat] Cheers.

[he takes a drink from the flask]

Jude: [drawing picture of Lucy, looks at her] Come here.

Jude: [Lucy comes closer]

Jude: I just want to get your eyes right.

Jude: [about Paco] He's a shagger.

Lucy: A what?

Jude: A shagger... a Dong Juan. A seducer of young, vulnerable women.

Jude: What are you going to do if you don't go back to college?

Max: What any irresponsible, unmotivated, drop-out would do. Go to New York, like tonight.

Lucy: You could at least hear what he has to say! I suppose you don't though, because you know you'll never be drafted!

Jude: Yeah? Well, neither will you, Lucy.

Max: [walking in and seeing Lucy and Jude in bed together] So that's how it is?

Jude: [They both wake up and Lucy starts laughing a little] Yeah. That's how it is.

Max: Well, speaking as a brother, I think she could do better.

Lucy: [a little stunned] Max? Get out!

Max: Well I'm sorry, but, as blissful as you are in the throes of young love, I'm just letting you know I have a date with Uncle Sam.

[Walks out of the room]

Jude: My God, you- you have perfect teeth.

Lucy: [sucks in her lips]

Jude: No you do. They're perfect. In Liverpool people seldom do,

[holds hand up to his mouth with fingers sticking out]

Jude: they stick out in all different directions. It's horrible.

Lucy: Have you never heard of braces?

Jude: Yes I have thank you very much, we use 'em to keep our trousers up.

Jude: [Lucy pulls Jude towards Mr. Kite's tent] I wanted to feed the cows.

Jude: [referring to Lucy] She's probably out fighting for the cause.

JoJo: Looks like you've been fighting for it too, huh?

Jude: I don't have one. That's the problem.

Jude: What is that place?

Prankster: The headquarters of the league of spiritual deliverance!

Dr. Robert: The home of Dr. Gary, another outlaw, like myself. We're navigators, we're aviators, we're eatin' tators, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, we don't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers... of transcendental perception. What's weird is, we haven't met yet, on this or any other plane.

Prankster: Hey doc, he says he won't see you, man.

Dr. Robert: Why, is he sick?

Prankster: He just said he's busy.

Dr. Robert: Did you tell that

[sniff]

Dr. Robert: sonofabitch that we drove 3,000 miles to see him? Alright, everybody back on the bus. We're going home, to California.

Max: Doc, California isn't home to all of us.

Dr. Robert: What can I say? You're either on the bus, or off the bus.

Jude: Excuse me, you don't know where I could find Professor Hubert, do you?

Max: Um, no such person, not that I'm aware of.

Jude: Uh, Professor Wesley Hubert?

Max: Listen buddy, I've pissed off every Professor in Princeton, and he's not one of them.

Max: Oh, wait a second,

[points off screen, towards audience]

Max: there's a Wes Hubert. That's him, right over there.

Jude: [about his father] He left me mum when I was just a bun in the oven.

Jude: Well, I, I got a job.

Lucy: ...

Jude: Ya, as in, we'll pay you to do it.

[after still no response from Lucy]

Jude: Thought that'd you'd be pleased.

Lucy: What job?...

Jude: It's a logo for Sadie's record company.

Lucy: ...

Jude: It's a strawberry. Ya' know. Red, juicy... Sexy. Yea? Get it?

[no response from Lucy]

Jude: No?

Jude: [singing in her ear] ... and then while I'm away I'll write home every day...

Molly - Jude's Liverpool Girlfriend: [interrupts him] You better!

Jude: [about the letter he got] Max, what exactly does it say?

Max: It says I have to report to an induction center on the 7th.

Sadie: You've got a week to contract some fatal disease, honey.

Lucy: [sighs] Oh, I'm so scared for Max!

Jude: Listen, no one and no gun is gonna get Max. You know, he's so twisted he'll bend his way out of this.

Lucy: Hope you're right.

Jude: I am right.

[chuckles]

Jude: I love the bugger...

Lucy: [comparing her family's situation to Jude's] I never realized I had it so easy. I mean, we're so... normal.

Jude: Oh, yeah? I don't know, dinner was quite lively. So, uh, when does that lot start chucking plates at each other?

Lucy: Hmmm... dessert!

Cop: You two, scram! You're defacing city property!

Jude: Oh, shit!

Lucy: What are you talking about? This was just a crappy wall, and now it's a work of art.

Cop: Do you want me to come down there?

Jude: Yeah, Please do come down. You'll scuff up them shiny black boots.

Lucy: Shit! You don't wanna get in trouble with the law, Jude!

[Jude and Lucy start running]

[first lines]

Jude: [singing] Is there anybody going to listen to my story all about the girl who came to stay? She's the kind of girl you want so much, it makes you sorry. Still, you don't regret a single day. Aw, girl. Girl...

Bobbie: I could have been a doctor. You could have been a doctor.

Jude: I could have been a sailor.

Bobbie: Do you ever think we will go swimming?

Jude: Of course.

Bobbie: We've been saying that a long time.

Jude: You're everything. You're nothing... were you nothing after you.

Cassie: I would die for him.

Jude: Do you love him enough to live for him?

Jude: Oh Shit... Here Comes Trouble!

[Jude has been brought back from the dead, and the first thing he sees is Swamp Thing]

Jude: Oh shit. There goes the neighborhood.

Alice Cable: Don't be afraid, Jude.

Jude: You better say that to somebody whose desk you ain't hiding behind.

Jude: Who are you?

Slick: Seymour Crane! But, they uh, they call me Slick.

Jude: Why don't we do it on the Bluff?

Slick: On the Bluff?

Jude: Come on, it'll be fantastic!

Slick: I don't know... I think I need another joint.

Jude: I think so, too.

[giddy]

Jude: Follow me!

Jude: Who was that? What was she doing? Well, I might reveal it... and I might not. I have to keep you on the edge of your seats. You see that's the joy of making a cutting edge film. Real life on celluloid. Stay tuned!