Jud Quotes in Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)

Colonel Ticonderoga: Let me just ask you one question. There's one thing I'm most curious about. Why bring the body here? My god, this is a home! People live here!

Jim: Well, Colonel, we didn't know exactly what to do with him.

Colonel Ticonderoga: Bury him! How 'bout that? Don't you think that's a good idea?

Jud: Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel!

Colonel Ticonderoga: I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch?

Jim: No sir.

Colonel Ticonderoga: Gee whi-iz!

Colonel Ticonderoga: You missed! How could you miss?

Jud: Even with these sights we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more, we've never fired these weapons before, there's a definite wind factor, AND we have a problem with the sun!

Colonel Ticonderoga: Just shoot, okay?

Colonel Ticonderoga: Jud, throw another faggot on the fire.

Jud: A what?

Colonel Ticonderoga: A log! Throw another log on the fire.

Jud: I saw your girlfriend french kissing a donkey on the reservation.