Juarez Quotes in G-Force (2009)

Juarez: Blaster, don't drop a pellet.

Blaster: Too late.

Blaster: Yo, Jaurez, did you catch the little leg twitch at the end of my "death"? Ah! That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!

Juarez: Yes, amazing. Tell me you are not part possum.

Blaster: OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were crying. It was like the end of Old Yeller.

Juarez: [to Penny] You try to put a bow on me, you're gonna lose a finger.

Blaster: That little girl has no idea know what she's in for!

Penny: I'm gonna put nail polish and lipstick on her and a dress.

Juarez: A dress? You're going to lose your whole hand!

Penny: Don't you look pretty?

Juarez: [looks at her reflection] Oh, my gosh. I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.

Speckles: Hello, Darwin.

Darwin: Speckles, you're alive. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair. Where is he?

Speckles: I am the bad guy. What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well I hid in a soup can. Rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.

Juarez: Speckles.

Blaster: I can't believe the mole was the mole.

Blaster: Why are you dressed like guinea pig barbie.

Juarez: One more word like that and ill turn you into a smokeside of bacon.

Blaster: Well you are sizzling hot.

Juarez: Straight men can find love in their golden years, but it's harsher in the gay world.

Juarez: I'm surprised you two decided to come. I know how you feel about Chester.

Hat Sister: Weddings are more important than anything.

Hat Sister: Yes, one needs to respect the institution, not that asshole entering into it.