Juan Pablo Quotes in Nacho Libre (2006)

Juan Pablo: How come we can't ever have just like a salad?

Nacho: Be grateful, Juan Pablo, today is especially delicious.

[takes a bite of the beans and chokes, it comes out of his nose]

Nacho: And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?

Juan Pablo: Hey, it's Ramses. He's the best.

Chancho: No he's not.

Juan Pablo: Can I have his autograph? Please?

Nacho: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

Nacho: Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signiture or a picture or something?

Nacho: Listen, the children are orphans, they really love you. You are the best.