JP Quotes in Redline (2009)

JP: Someone's havin' doubts, huh? Hell, I'm just trying to keep this thing interesting. You can't write me off like that. You're just a voice, pal! YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!

Ranch Wilder: [hands JP a business card] Hey. I'm Ranch Wilder. The voice of the Angels.

JP: I know who you are. I heard you on the radio. You sure do have a big chin.

Ranch Wilder: Everybody's a critic.

JP: [Roger and JP are in their beds] Roger?

Roger Bomman: What?

JP: Are you asleep?

Roger Bomman: If I was sleeping, how would I be talking to you?

JP: You could be sleep-talking.

Roger Bomman: Look, I'll give you a dime tomorrow if you don't say another word.

JP: Okay.

[Roger snuggles more into the covers, just starting to sleep]

JP: Roger?

Roger Bomman: [sighs loudly] You can forget that dime.

Maggie Nelson: And for dessert... Jello.

JP: Yay!

Miguel Scott: It's not really Jello, it's cats' brains with food coloring. She kills them at night and feeds it to us to save money.

[JP makes a disgusted face]

Roger Bomman: Shut up, Miguel!

Maggie Nelson: Roger! We do not use those words in this house. And you know I would never put food coloring on my cat brains.

[ruffles Miguel's hair]

JP: Look! It's God's thumbnail!

[first lines]

JP: Roger, do you believe in heaven?

Roger Bomman: I guess. That's where they said my mom went.

Roger Bomman: David, I need a drink.

David Montagne: Which of these drinks?

Roger Bomman: I don't want that. I want something else.

David Montagne: What else?

Roger Bomman: Uh... coffee.

David Montagne: You drink coffee?

Roger Bomman: Yeah, of course. All the time.

JP: Yeah, all the time! What do you think we are? Little kids or something? Now give me a cup or I'll scream!

David Montagne: How do you take it?

Roger Bomman: In cups.

JP: You used to be Mel Clark?

Mel Clark: Yeah. I used to be.

JP: [Repeated line] It could happen!

Roger Bomman: Did you see that?

JP: Yeah! Awesome!

Roger Bomman: They were just sucked down right from the sky.

JP: Who?

Roger Bomman: Those guys. Those guys... in sparkling pajamas.

JP: What are you talking about, Roger? What guys in sparkling pajamas?

George Knox: [after dinner] Next time I'll try lasagna. You guys like lasagna?

Roger Bomman, JP: No... What is it?