Joy Boy Quotes in Pocketful of Miracles (1961)

Joy Boy: What's with her?

Dave the Dude: Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids.

Joy Boy: Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.

Joy Boy: Does it still kinda get you right here?

Joy Boy: I ain't gonna marry her! An' y'know why? 'Cause my wife don't like it when I go around marryin' people! She's funny that way!

Joy Boy: [rounding up Darcey's goons] Alright we'll tie them up and lock them in the bathroom and when he gets his apple, we'll be back to pick ya up!

Junior: [pushing the goons] Move!

Dave the Dude: Oh Wait a minute, lock them in the closet, Joy Boy. The maid just waxed the bathroom floor!

Dave the Dude: Hey Joy Boy, how is your Spanish?

Joy Boy: As good as my French and they both stink!

Dave the Dude: Hey Junior, did you learn anything from Spanish Lena?

Junior: Spanish Lena was a Hungarian...

Queenie Martin: [Queenie walks with her make-up artists] Alright, gang, here is your challenge. Com'on Annie, stand up and meet your makers.

[Annie stands up]

Queenie Martin: Now this got to be a complete overhaul, kids, from top to bottom.

Joy Boy: Don't forget a new set of kidneys...

Queenie Martin: Com'on Annie, lets go.

[leading Annie to the bedroom]

Queenie Martin: Com'on wizards, let's wiz!

Junior: [Junior shaking his head] My old lady always say you cannot make a pig's ear out of an old sow.

Pierre: Monsieur, your old lady was not Pierre! Hum!

Butler: I love a Cinderella story, don't you sir?

Joy Boy: Take a walk, huh!