Jovie Quotes in Elf (2003)


Jovie Quotes:

  • Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.

    Jovie: No way.

    Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

    Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.

    Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.

    Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.

    Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.

    Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference.

    Buddy: No there's not. Wait...

    [Starts singing loud and off-key]

    Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!

    Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!

    Buddy: Yes there is!

    Gimbel's Manager: No there's not!

    Buddy: We sing all the time!

    Gimbel's Manager: No you don't!

    Buddy: Especially when we build toys!

    [Back to Jovie]

    Buddy: See?

  • Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?

    Buddy: I heard you singing.

    Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?

    Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.

  • [while Ice Skating, Buddy kisses her on the cheek]

    Jovie: You missed.

  • Gimbel's Manager: 6-inch ribbon curls honey.

    Jovie: That's impossible.

    Gimbel's Manager: 6 INCHES!

  • Buddy: Reach out in front of you and take a sip. Don't look.

    [Jovie sips the coffee and makes a yuck face]

    Buddy: Well?

    Jovie: It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.

    [Buddy chuckles as she removes the blindfold]

    Jovie: It IS a crappy cup of coffee.

    Buddy: No, it's the world's BEST cup of coffee.

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