Josie Alibrandi Quotes in Looking for Alibrandi (2000)

Josie Alibrandi: Dear Guiness Book of Records: I've just been out on a ten minute date. Is that a record?

Josie Alibrandi: I swear, the phone companies'd go broke if it weren't for the Italians!

Christina Alibrandi: I wonder what I did to deserve you.

Josie Alibrandi: Would you like me to refresh your memory?

Jacob Coote: Do you want to go out with me?

Josie Alibrandi: You'd have to meet my mother.

Jacob Coote: I don't meet mothers.

Josie Alibrandi: Well, I don't go out with guys who don't meet mothers.

Jacob Coote: All right, forget it, it was a stupid idea anyway.

John Barton: I'm joining the Young Libs.

Josie Alibrandi: I didn't know you were political.

John Barton: My father's into job security.

Josie Alibrandi: What? Being the leader of the Liberal party?

Christina Alibrandi: Now! This very minute! This very second!

Josie Alibrandi: Are you sure you don't mean in an hour?

Josie Alibrandi: I have the dubious honour of being Vice-Captain, which is kind of like being runner-up at the Miss Universe beauty pageant. I get to take over if Miss St Martha's becomes ill or gets involved in a sex scandal.

[Before getting on a motorbike]

Jacob Coote: You ready?

Josie Alibrandi: Just let me check my bag for ID. I don't want to be named Jane Doe at the morgue.

Josie Alibrandi: Wait, my father's a barrister,

Carly Bishop: She's lying! She doesn't have a father!

Josie Alibrandi: Yeah, that's right. And I'm the immaculate conception and my mother's the Virgin Mary!