Josh Tager Quotes in Tapeheads (1988)

Josh Tager: Look, Ivan... I hope you're not putting too much faith in me. I don't even know if I...

Ivan Alexeev: "IF"? Instant Failure! "FEAR" - False Evidence Appearing Real! We've talked about this!

Mo Fuzz: All good things come in threes.

Josh Tager: It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes.

Ivan Alexeev: Josh, losing those jobs is the best thing that ever happened to us! We're free to pursue our destiny!

Josh Tager: What, abysmal failure?

Ivan Alexeev: Negativity festers in you, man!

Mo Fuzz: Am I crying?

Ivan Alexeev, Josh Tager: No.

Mo Fuzz: Well I wouldn't be surprised if I was!

Mo Fuzz: All this video is missing is production values.

Ivan Alexeev, Josh Tager: Production values?

Mo Fuzz: Yeah. Tits and ass.

[watching a music video]

Josh Tager: Stupid. Inane. Vapid. Mind-rot. Stench. Pabulum.

Ivan Alexeev: Yeah, it's all right!

[Belinda is setting fire to a painting with a welding torch]

Belinda Mart: You like it?

Josh Tager: Like it? What is it?

Belinda Mart: I call it... "Destruction of Art."

Josh Tager: Two ninja bitches about to kill each other...