Josh Parker Quotes in Office Christmas Party (2016)

Josh Parker: Hey, Allison! Is Clay in there?

Allison: [Talking on the phone to her ex-husband] You fucking motherfucker! If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.

[Covers the phone and smiles at Josh]

Allison: Hey, Josh! You can go right in!

Josh Parker: I'm just going to go in.

Josh Parker: Put the RedBull down.

Josh Parker: [sees a guy getting beaten] Maybe he deserved it, who knows.