Joseph Turner White Quotes in State and Main (2000)

Joseph Turner White: What's an associate producer credit?

Bill Smith: It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.

Joseph Turner White: You believe that?

Ann Black: I do if you do.

Joseph Turner White: But it's absurd.

Ann Black: So is our electoral process. But we still vote.

Joseph Turner White: Ever wonder why the Dalmatian's the symbol of the firehouse?

Ann Black: First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642.

Joseph Turner White: That's why the Dalmatian?

Ann Black: It was either that, or a sardine.

Ann Black: And here's some hydrogen peroxide.

Joseph Turner White: I don't drink.

Ann Black: It's for your finger.

Joseph Turner White: How do I do a film called "The Old Mill" when I don't have an old mill?

Ann Black: Well, first you've got to change the title.

Joseph Turner White: You like kids?

Ann Black: Never saw the point of 'em.

Joseph Turner White: Me neither.

Walt Price: We're gonna go have some local food, some roadhouse. Joe, you wanna go?

Joseph Turner White: Gotta date.

Walt Price: Already he's learned how to write a movie and he's found some girl to get his toes curled. You're a monster!

Joseph Turner White: You're too kind.

Joseph Turner White: I may have to go to jail.

Ann Black: I'll knit you a sweater.

Joseph Turner White: I'm gonna be in there a long time.

Ann Black: I'll knit you a jumpsuit.