Joseph Tura Quotes in To Be or Not to Be (1942)

[repeated line]

Joseph Tura: [disguised as Colonel Ehrhardt] So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt?

Dobosh, Theatrical Producer: [referring to Siletsky] Now you take him back to the hotel.

Joseph Tura: Alright.

Dobosh, Theatrical Producer: As soon as you're in his room, you hit him over the head with the butt of the gun.

Joseph Tura: Alright.

Dobosh, Theatrical Producer: Then you take his keys, open his trunk and burn the papers. And then you shoot him.

Joseph Tura: Alright.

[starts to leave - then comes back]

Joseph Tura: Just a minute... what'll happen to me? They'll kill me.

Dobosh, Theatrical Producer: Well... we're going to keep our fingers crossed.

Joseph Tura: Good.

[starts to leave again - then comes back]

Joseph Tura: Hey, wait a minute... you go to the hotel and I'll cross my fingers.

Joseph Tura: Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too.