Joseph Rutter Quotes in Joysticks (1983)

King Vidiot: [opens French window and climbs in]

Joseph Rutter: What the Hell are you doing here?

King Vidiot: You said you wanted to talk.

Joseph Rutter: I meant my office...

King Vidiot: I don't like offices.

Joseph Rutter: Why didn't you use the door?

King Vidiot: I don't like doors.

Joseph Rutter: Very well, Mr. Vidiot, have a seat.

King Vidiot: [Kicks over chair] I don't like seats.

Joseph Rutter: If you're half the leader I think you are...

King Vidiot: I am half the leader you think I am!

Joseph Rutter: You and I have something in common. Do you know what that is?

King Vidiot: [Shakes hands with Mr. Rutter] We both like to hang out in public bathrooms!