Jose Martinez Quotes in Angels in the Outfield (1994)

[the players are touching a post as they walk into the locker room]

Frank Gaits: Why do you idiots do that after you've lost?

Ray Mitchell: It's for good luck, man.

Danny Hemmerling: After 15 straight losses, I say we find something else to rub.

Pablo Garcia: How about Triscuitt's head?

Triscuitt Messmer: Hey, don't even think about touching me anywhere.

Jose Martinez: [stops reaching for it] Fatty pants.

Whitt Bass: You know, maybe we should do this *before* we lose.

George Knox: I want you all here, in uniform, at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!

[the team groans]

Ray Mitchell: Fundamentals? In the middle of the season?

Norton: I thought the game started at 1.

George Knox: It DOES start at 1. And you're a jack-ass!

Norton: No, I'm a pitcher.

[Knox storms off]

Whitt Bass: Well, you're a pitcher and a jack-ass.

Jose Martinez: Si, it's very common.