Jörgen Quotes in Fun Size (2012)
Jörgen Quotes:
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Jörgen: Time to get elbow deep in a little Pepto-Bismol!
-- Jörgen -
[Khalid shoots Jørgen]
Adam Pedersen: What the hell are you doing?
Khalid: I got stressed! You saw him, yourself! He came at me with his knee! His sociopathic knee!
Jørgen: You shot me!
Khalid: Yeah, there's alot of witnesses! It's not the first time he does it!
Jørgen: You shot me!
Khalid: I said I'm sorry, you fat bastard! Now, shut the fuck up! What do you wanna do? Argue about it?
-- Jörgen -
[Esben, Holger and Jørgen approach Adam and Khalid]
Esben: [to Adam] What the hell are you doing?
Adam Pedersen: Picking apples.
Esben: With a sand-nigger?
Holger: What happened?
Adam Pedersen: It was a lightning. It knocked down the tree.
Esben: What the hell is wrong with you? Are you trying to make us look bad?
Jørgen: What do you mean?
Esben: You're running around talking about apple pie and climbing trees with a nigger. Are you an idiot?
Adam Pedersen: Listen, Esben. I think you should get out of here.
Esben: What did you say?
Khalid: He said that you should fuck off and take your fat friend with you!
[the skinheads look at Khalid in shock]
-- Jörgen -
[Jørgen has met the Horse, and tries to offer it the only food he has]
Jørgen: Hi Mr.Horse, would you like a slice of brown cheese?
-- Jörgen
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