Jörgen Quotes in Fun Size (2012)

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Jörgen Quotes:

  • Jörgen: Time to get elbow deep in a little Pepto-Bismol!

  • [Khalid shoots Jørgen]

    Adam Pedersen: What the hell are you doing?

    Khalid: I got stressed! You saw him, yourself! He came at me with his knee! His sociopathic knee!

    Jørgen: You shot me!

    Khalid: Yeah, there's alot of witnesses! It's not the first time he does it!

    Jørgen: You shot me!

    Khalid: I said I'm sorry, you fat bastard! Now, shut the fuck up! What do you wanna do? Argue about it?

  • [Esben, Holger and Jørgen approach Adam and Khalid]

    Esben: [to Adam] What the hell are you doing?

    Adam Pedersen: Picking apples.

    Esben: With a sand-nigger?

    Holger: What happened?

    Adam Pedersen: It was a lightning. It knocked down the tree.

    Esben: What the hell is wrong with you? Are you trying to make us look bad?

    Jørgen: What do you mean?

    Esben: You're running around talking about apple pie and climbing trees with a nigger. Are you an idiot?

    Adam Pedersen: Listen, Esben. I think you should get out of here.

    Esben: What did you say?

    Khalid: He said that you should fuck off and take your fat friend with you!

    [the skinheads look at Khalid in shock]

  • [Jørgen has met the Horse, and tries to offer it the only food he has]

    Jørgen: Hi Mr.Horse, would you like a slice of brown cheese?

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