Jordy Quotes in Creepshow (1982)

Jordy: That's a meteor. I'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!

[repeated line]

Jordy: Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!

Jordy's Dad: [Appearing in the mirror] Jordy.

Jordy: Daddy?

Jordy's Dad: Jordy.

Jordy: [Turns around and sees no one and turns back to the mirror] But you're dead. You've been dead... Christ... three years almost.

Jordy's Dad: You ain't gonna get in that tub, are you? It's the water that it wants, Jordy. Don't you know that?

Jordy: Daddy, it itches! This green stuff all over me is ten thousand times worse then poison ivy! It's driving me crazy! I gotta cool off!

Jordy's Dad: If you get in that water, Jordy... you might as well sign your death warrant!

Jordy: I'm a goner already, Daddy. Ain't I? I've got that stuff out of the meteor on me... and I'm gone. Ain't I?

David: You were totally jealous, completely insecure and always certain that I was cheating on you.

Jordy: You *were* always cheating on me.

David: Yea, but you didn't know that.

David: We know why I'm cheating on my girlfriend, because I'm a piece of shit. But at least I know what I am and... and I'm honest with myself about it.

Jordy: Yeah, unfortunately, you're the only person you have the ability to be honest to.

Jordy: When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself."