Jordan Casper Quotes in House of the Dead (2003)

Jordan Casper: What the hell was that thing?

Karma: Our best friend.

Jordan Casper: Not anymore.

Jordan Casper: [From the Funny Version]

[after killing the Cynthia zombie]

Jordan Casper: What the hell was that thing?

Karma: I don't know... I gave a shit.

[laughter in background]

Jordan Casper: [after the crate is open] What else you got in there besides smokes, Victor? Anything useful?

Capt. Victor Kirk: Well, let me introduce you to my little friend.

[Moves cigars out of the way to reveal an arsenal of weapons]

Jordan Casper: Look, I don't know what's going on here, okay? What I do know is that I got to get you all off this island. How did you get here?

Rudy: The boat, like everyone else. But it's gone, it's been destroyed.

Alicia: [Referring to herself, Simon, Karma, Greg, & Cynthia] We didn't. We came on the Lazarus with Kirk.

Jordan Casper: Where is he?

Alicia: At the dock by the beach.

Jordan Casper: Can you take me to him?

Alicia: Why, are you gonna arrest him?

Jordan Casper: Not at the moment. Right now, I need to get you all away from here as soon as possible.

Rudy: [Kirk has just opened up a crate seemingly containing only cigars] You gotta be kidding me.

Alicia: This is why you had Casper on your ass? You're smuggling Cuban cigars?

Capt. Victor Kirk: Among other things...

Jordan Casper: [Casper enters] Still hard-at-work smuggling I see, Victor.

Capt. Victor Kirk: Don't you just wish you could prove that, Jordan?

Jordan Casper: What are these, then?

Capt. Victor Kirk: [Lying] Well, funny thing is we just found them laying on the beach. Crazy, huh?