Jonny Quotes in Chalet Girl (2011)

Kim: My mum always used to say, "You've got brains in your head, feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose."

Jonny: Clever girl, your mum.

Jonny: [having called off the engagement] You're not upset?

Richard: She's lovely, but I trust you. Your mother, on the other hand...

Caroline: [unknowingly addressing party guests] Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the happy couple.

Richard: [to Jonny] In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, the cabin crew will direct you to the nearest available exit...

Richard: [now walking toward Caroline] Okay baby, let's get you drunk.

Jonny: Congratulations. So I guess your hourly rate just shot through the roof?

Kim: Oh right, it's the lying bastard.

Jonny: Technically, I never lied to you.

Kim: Withholding-the-truth bastard.

Jonny: I have an idea that i would like to run through you. How, how , how would you feel if we didn't get married? How, how would that sit with you?

Chloe: Good idea

Jonny: Really?

Chloe: [nods]

Jonny: You're okay with this?

Chloe: Of course I'm not okay with it.

Jonny: Look, I understand it's bad timing.

Chloe: Do you really?

[shouts]

Chloe: Ending a 5 year relationship in the middle of our engagement party? Yes, I think that constitutes bad timing.

Caroline: She's a chalet girl. My God, it is such a cliché. I wouldn't have minded so much if you were discrete, but Bernhardt said the two of you were all over each other. On the beginner slope.

Jonny: Bernhardt could learn a few things about being discrete himself.

Caroline: Honey, do you realize what you're risking, here? You have to stop this right now, or I will!

Jonny: This isn't "Jane Austin", mom. Look when you and dad met...

Caroline: Enough, Jonathan. I just think you can do better.

Jonny: Well, I don't think *dad* could have done better.

Caroline: Look, your father and I, we got lucky. But believe me, this girl is only after one thing.

Kim: [walking up] Yeah, and it was *great*.

Caroline: [turning] Is there a reason you're still here?

Jonny: Look Kim, can we just...

Kim: Oh, there's a noise. I can't quite... oh that's right, it's a lying bastard.

Fat Alan: That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me you sigh.

[the others laugh]

Jonny: I wouldnt wanna do that.

[he stabs him]

Fat Alan: He stabbed me!

[the gang laughs harder]

Fat Alan: He stabbed me in the gut!

Ray: Look at his face!

Jonny: I'm sorry, Bruce.

Fat Alan: Shall I leave it in or take it out?

Ray: Leave it in and go out!

Jude: Shut up a minute, Jonny. Listen to me. Don't ever, ever, interrupt me in that situation again. No one cares what you have to think or say in that situation. If Ray had been here he'd rip your head off, mate.

Jonny: I know, I just thought...

Jude: No, no nothing. I'm Ray's relative. I speak for Ray in that situation. You don't offer a word, okay?

Jonny: [handing Jude a gun] Here.

Jude: Is that for me?

Jonny: Yeah. It's loaded, be careful.

Jude: Are we going tooled up?

Jonny: Yeah. I'll show you how to use it on the way down. Don't point it at anyone you like, all right?

Jonny: Jude explained it wasn't an act of cruelty, it was an act of discipline. When I pulled those wings off I knew he was right. He showed me you could gain strength through violence and with power and control you could do anything.

[last lines]

Jonny: [singing] In the avenues and alleyways / Where a man's got to work out which side he's on / Anyway he chooses chances are he looses / No one gets to live too long / The avenues and alleyways / Where the soul of a man is easy to buy / Everybodys wheeling everybodys stealing / All the low are living high / Every citys got 'em / Can we ever stop 'em / Some of us... / Are gonna try.

Jonny: I'm a virgin girl. I wait 'til I'm married. I'm a virgin girl. I don't go down on my knees.