Jonathan Harker Quotes in Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

Jonathan Harker: She's alive?

Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu.

Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?

Jonathan Harker: [having been told to drive a stake into Lucy] Oh, that's horrible. Is there no other way?

Van Helsing: One other. We could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic and tear off her ears!

Jonathan Harker: [after a moment's thought] Give me the stake.

[pauses again]

Jonathan Harker: No. No, I can't do it... you do it!

Van Helsing: It must be done by one who loved her in life!

Jonathan Harker: I only liked her!

Van Helsing: Close enough!

Jonathan Harker: Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?

Van Helsing: Yes!... and no...

Jonathan Harker: Then what are you saying?

Van Helsing: I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes.

Dr. Steward: Then you're saying yes.

Van Helsing: No.

Dr. Steward: Then you're saying no.

Van Helsing: Not necessarily.

Jonathan Harker: You sound dubious.

Van Helsing: No -I'm positive!

Jonathan Harker: Of what?

Van Helsing: Of my theory!

Jonathan Harker: And that would be?

Van Helsing: The theory of Yes- or no.

[Jonathan had just impaled Lucy, and was hit by two rounds of blood]

Jonathan Harker: Oh! This is - this is ghastly!

Van Helsing: Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down!

[after becoming a vampire, Lucy comes on to Jonathan]

Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!

[Lucy reveals her cleavage]

Lucy Westenra: But so are these!

Lucy Westenra: I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.

Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.

Lucy Westenra: I'm not dead. I'm undead.

Jonathan Harker: Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.

Van Helsing: Where did her blood go? There's nothing on the pillow case, or her nightgown.

[to Dr. Steward]

Van Helsing: Can you explain zhat?

[looks at Jonathan]

Van Helsing: Can you explain zhat?

Dr. Steward: No, I can't explain zhat.

Jonathan Harker: I can't explain zhat, either.

Van Helsing: No one can explain zhat!

[Johnathon drives a stake into Lucy's heart and is subsequently hit by many gallons of blood]

Jonathan Harker: Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood!

Van Helsing: She just ate! Hit her again!

Jonathan Harker: Oh no... i can't...

Van Helsing: How much blood can she have left?

Van Helsing: [Jonathan hits the stake again and is hit with even more blood than last time]

Van Helsing: She's almost dead!

Jonathan Harker: She's dead enough.

Renfield: Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?

Van Helsing: Yes!... and no...

Renfield: Then what are you saying?

Van Helsing: I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes.

Jonathan Harker: Then you're saying yes.

Van Helsing: No.

Jonathan Harker: Then you're saying no.

Van Helsing: Not necessarily.

Renfield: You sound dubious.

Van Helsing: No -I'm positive!

Renfield: Of what?

Van Helsing: Of my theory!

Renfield: And that would be?

Van Helsing: The theory of Yes- or no.

Jonathan Harker: I can't, Mina, I'm British.

Mina Murray: But so are these!

Mina Murray: [after Dr.Steward catches Jonathan with his hands on Mina's behind] Without any reason, he put his hands on me!

Jonathan Harker: [exasperate] But she told me to touch it!

Jonathan Harker: [watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone] She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?

Mina Murray: Oh it makes me so happy to be at the Opera! I love this palace of art and beauty!

Jonathan Harker: Johnathan: Oh yes my dear, the Opera is astonishing! The music is frothed with love, hate, sensuality and unbridled passion!... All the things in my life I've managed to suppress so far.

[Dracula has been slashed in the throat by Jonathan and impaled by Quincey]

Mina: [to Jonathan] When my time comes, will you do the same to me? Will you?

Jonathan Harker: [pause] No.

Jonathan Harker: The Count, the way he looked at Mina's picture fills me with dread. As if I have a part to play in a story that is not known to me.

[Jonathan accidentally had a cut while shaving]

Jonathan Harker: I didn't hear you coming in.

Dracula: Take care how you cut yourself. It is more dangerous than you think.

[Dracula breaks the mirror]

Dracula: A foul bauble of man's vanity. Perhaps you should grow a beard.

[He licks the blood off the razor]

Dracula: The letters I requested, have you written them?

[Harker hands him the letters]

Dracula: Good. Should you leave these rooms, you will not by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the castle. It is old and has many bad memories. Be warned.

Dracula: You will, I trust, excuse me if I do not join you. But, I have already dined, and I never drink... wine.

Jonathan Harker: [looks at painting on the wall] An ancestor? I see a resemblance.

Dracula: The Order of the Dracul, the Dragon. An ancient society, pledging my forefathers to defend the church against all enemies of Christ. Their relationship was not entirely... successful.

Jonathan Harker: Oh.

[chuckles]

Jonathan Harker: Yes.

Dracula: [roars with rage as he draws a sword and points it at Harker's throat] It is no laughing matter! We Draculs have a right to be proud! What devil or witch was ever so great as Atilla, whose blood flows in these veins? Blood...

[laughs]

Dracula: Is too precious a thing in these times. The war-like days are over. The victories of my great race are but a tale to be told. I am the last of my kind.

Jonathan Harker: I have offended you with my ignorance, Count. Forgive me.

Jonathan Harker: [narrating his diary] It only remains for me now to await the daylight hours where I will with God's help forever end this man's reign of terror!.

[first lines]

Jonathan Harker: [narrating his diary] The Diary of Jonathan Harker... Third of May, 1885. At last, my long journey is drawing to its close. What the eventual end will be, I cannot foresee. But whatever may happen, I can rest secure that I will have done all in my power to achieve success.

Vampire Woman: You will help me, won't you? Say you will, please!

Jonathan Harker: How can I help you?

Vampire Woman: Get me away from here.

Jonathan Harker: You make it very difficult for me. After all, I'm a guest here. If I'm to help you, I must have a reason.

Vampire Woman: A reason! You ask for a reason? Is it not reason enough that he locks me up in this house, holds me against my will? You can have no idea what an evil man he is... or of the terrible things he does!

Vampire Woman: I could not... dare not try to leave on my own. He would find me again, I know. But with you to help me, I might have a chance. You must help me! You must! You're my only hope! You must!

Jonathan Harker: I'll help you, I promise. Please don't distress yourself.

Jonathan Harker: COUNT DRACULA!

Count Dracula: You needn't shout, Mr. Harker. You frightened me.

Jonathan Harker: I'm sorry. I had a key.

[holds key up]

Jonathan Harker: I had to let myself in.

Count Dracula: I wonder where Renfield can be.

Jonathan Harker: I don't know. I knocked but he didn't...

Count Dracula: [interrupts] Yes, well, the man is worthless.

Count Dracula: You fools! Do you think with your crosses and your wafers you can destroy me? Me! You do not know how many men have come against me. I am the *king* of my kind! You have accomplished nothing, Van Helsing. Time is on my side. In a century, when you are dust, I shall wake and call Lucy, my queen, from her grave. I have in my time had many brides, Mr. Harker. But I shall set Lucy above them all.

Jonathan Harker: You won't get Lucy!

Count Dracula: She's mine already.