Jonathan Carnahan Quotes in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

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Jonathan Carnahan Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: [about Lin] She speaks Yeti?

  • [from trailer]

    Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!

  • Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!

  • Jonathan Carnahan: Here's to you, princess! And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead!

  • Jonathan Carnahan: You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.

  • Mad Dog Maguire: When this is over, me and my boys get free drinks!

    Jonathan Carnahan: You can have the whole damn bar! I'm getting the hell out of China!

  • Evelyn O'Connell: What is that god awful smell?

    Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.

    Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: [during a chase scene] Where's Rick?

    Evelyn O'Connell: Where do you think?

  • Rick O'Connell: Time to go to plan B. Blow up the tower.

    Jonathan Carnahan: I'm actually a little concerned about plan B. Can't we go straight to plan C?

    Rick O'Connell: Make it go bang. I'll cover ya.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: [Trying to get Alex away from Mad Dog's girl] Alex, that woman is a tomb in which many pharaohs have laid in.

  • Alex O'Connell: Good going. You've raised another mummy.

    Jonathan Carnahan: And this bugger's got super powers.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: CRAWLING THROUGH SNOW. Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?

  • Jonathan Carnahan: LIGHTS DYNAMTIE WIRE. Yes I did it! LOOKS UP AT TOWER LACED WITH DYNAMITE STICKS. Holy mother... time for a retreat... TURNS TO RUN & STUMBLES AT YETI'S FEET. LOOKS AT YETI, POINTS TO HIMSELF & THEN THE YETI. I'm on your team! I'm on your team.

  • Mad Dog Maguire: Off so soon?

    Jonathan Carnahan: Well I just don't like goodbyes. You won't say anything will ya?

    Mad Dog Maguire: Well, there are outstanding bills.

    Jonathan Carnahan: Here.

    [TAKES MONEY FROM POCKET, HANDS IT TO MADDOG]

    Jonathan Carnahan: Have it all. I'm off to South America. Hot babes, beaches, and no mummies.

    Mad Dog Maguire: [GESTURES TO WICKER CAT CARRIER IN JONATHAN'S HANDS] I didn't know you own a cat.

    Jonathan Carnahan: Adverci amigo.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: As much as I want to stay boyishly handsome forever, Shang-ri La is a crock.

    Rick O'Connell: That's what you use to say about mummies Jon and you did pretty well off it.

    Jonathan Carnahan: Good point.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: That's a diamond. I could use a diamond like that.

  • Jonathan Carnahan: [TALKS TO YAK] IT's not easy being me, but then again I don't suppose its easy being you isn't it old girl? If I met a girl like you Geraldine you know hard working. Doesn't say much. Your'e a little bit hairy but I don't mind that.

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