Jonathan Carnahan Quotes in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
Jonathan Carnahan Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.
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Jonathan Carnahan: [about Lin] She speaks Yeti?
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[from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!
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Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!
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Jonathan Carnahan: Here's to you, princess! And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead!
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Jonathan Carnahan: You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.
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Mad Dog Maguire: When this is over, me and my boys get free drinks!
Jonathan Carnahan: You can have the whole damn bar! I'm getting the hell out of China!
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Evelyn O'Connell: What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.
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Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.
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Jonathan Carnahan: [during a chase scene] Where's Rick?
Evelyn O'Connell: Where do you think?
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Rick O'Connell: Time to go to plan B. Blow up the tower.
Jonathan Carnahan: I'm actually a little concerned about plan B. Can't we go straight to plan C?
Rick O'Connell: Make it go bang. I'll cover ya.
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Jonathan Carnahan: [Trying to get Alex away from Mad Dog's girl] Alex, that woman is a tomb in which many pharaohs have laid in.
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Alex O'Connell: Good going. You've raised another mummy.
Jonathan Carnahan: And this bugger's got super powers.
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Jonathan Carnahan: CRAWLING THROUGH SNOW. Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?
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Jonathan Carnahan: LIGHTS DYNAMTIE WIRE. Yes I did it! LOOKS UP AT TOWER LACED WITH DYNAMITE STICKS. Holy mother... time for a retreat... TURNS TO RUN & STUMBLES AT YETI'S FEET. LOOKS AT YETI, POINTS TO HIMSELF & THEN THE YETI. I'm on your team! I'm on your team.
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Mad Dog Maguire: Off so soon?
Jonathan Carnahan: Well I just don't like goodbyes. You won't say anything will ya?
Mad Dog Maguire: Well, there are outstanding bills.
Jonathan Carnahan: Here.
[TAKES MONEY FROM POCKET, HANDS IT TO MADDOG]
Jonathan Carnahan: Have it all. I'm off to South America. Hot babes, beaches, and no mummies.
Mad Dog Maguire: [GESTURES TO WICKER CAT CARRIER IN JONATHAN'S HANDS] I didn't know you own a cat.
Jonathan Carnahan: Adverci amigo.
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Jonathan Carnahan: As much as I want to stay boyishly handsome forever, Shang-ri La is a crock.
Rick O'Connell: That's what you use to say about mummies Jon and you did pretty well off it.
Jonathan Carnahan: Good point.
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Jonathan Carnahan: That's a diamond. I could use a diamond like that.
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Jonathan Carnahan: [TALKS TO YAK] IT's not easy being me, but then again I don't suppose its easy being you isn't it old girl? If I met a girl like you Geraldine you know hard working. Doesn't say much. Your'e a little bit hairy but I don't mind that.
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