Jon Howard Quotes in Ping Pong Playa (2007)

Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang: They called me the Orient Express. They called me that for more than one reason, feel me?

Jon Howard: Actually, I don't.

Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang: Look at my one Chinese brother, man. His parents made him play the accordian for 10 years. Look what happened to him!

Jon Howard: Wha-what happened?

Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang: Homey's in tech support now, man. It hurts me, dog. It hurts me

Jon Howard: I had B.S. Chang's last night. It was a delightful meal.

Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang: B.S. Chang's is about as Chinese as Charlie Chan, man. Chang's ain't no real Chinese.

Jon Howard: Charlie Chan isn't Chinese? Is that true?