Johnnycab Quotes in Total Recall (1990)

[Quaid enters a Johnnycab to escape from killers]

Johnnycab: Please state the street and number.

Douglas Quaid: Drive! drive!

Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?

Douglas Quaid: Anywhere just go! Go!

Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?

Douglas Quaid: Shit! shit!

Johnnycab: Would you please repeat the destination?

Douglas Quaid: [Quaid rips the Johnnycab out and starts to drive himself] Aaahhh!

[Quaid wakes up in a Johnnycab]

Douglas Quaid: Where am I?

Johnnycab: You're in a Johnnycab.

Douglas Quaid: I mean, what am I doing here?

Johnnycab: I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?

Douglas Quaid: How did I get in this taxi?

Johnnycab: The door opened. You got in.

[Johnnycab rolls his eyes]

[the taxicab pulls up]

Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits, please.

[Quaid gets out]

Douglas Quaid: Sue me, dickhead!

[cab tries to run him down, crashes, and explodes]

Johnnycab: We hope you enjoyed the ride!