Johnny Leguard Quotes in The Impostors (1998)

Happy Franks: Don't kid a kidder kid! People are afraid of poverty, of war, of pestilence, of not knowing who they are or what they want, of dogs, and I say - Don't! Don't fear these things! They're not real. You want something to fear? Do you know what to fear? Love. Fear love. Love is real and it is terrifying. If you're going to be afraid, be afraid when someone says...

[he is cut off in mid-sentence as other camera angles show the other characters say "I love you" in different ways]

Johnny Leguard: [to Mrs. Essendine] I love you.

Maxine: [to the sheik] Je t'aime.

Captain: [to the deposed queen] Ti amo.

Meistrich: [to Lili] Ich liebe dich.

Sparks: [to Maurice, who is dressed in drag] I lo-

[Maurice stops him]

First Mate: [in foreign language, to bomb which he hid in his coat] I love you.

Emily: [to Happy] I love you!

Johnny Leguard: Essendine's a goose ready for cooking.

Johnny Leguard: [using fake French accent on the phone] This is Monsieur Lagasse in Stateroom Ten. I would like to cognac, Henessey, s'il vous plait. Merci.

Maxine: Do you love me, Johnny?

Johnny Leguard: Like a bee loves honey.