Johnny Flodder Quotes in Flodder in Amerika! (1992)

Johnny Flodder, Klaus Flodder: [look on a map of New York]

Klaus Flodder: All those streets have numbers!

Johnny Flodder: Then you can tell them from each other!

Klaus Flodder: Uhuh!

Johnny Flodder: [pointing to a street on the map] Hey, look here, Wall Street! Sounds good to me!

Klaus Flodder: Wall Street? What is that?

Johnny Flodder: That is like De Walletjes. Much money is involved.

Johnny Flodder: [sees Geoffrey touching Kees's butt]

Johnny Flodder: [to the ladies]

Johnny Flodder: Excuse me, ladies...

Johnny Flodder: [gives the glass with beer to a random lady] What does that guy want from you, Kees?

Geoffrey: Oh, hello!

Johnny Flodder: Did he touch you?

Kees Flodder: He wanted to kiss me.

Johnny Flodder: [pointing to Geoffrey, in Dutch] Hey, I warn you, hands off from my sister!

Johnny Flodder: [got grabbed by two security guards]

Security guard: [throws Johnnie against a wall]

Geoffrey: Hey, hey, hey, leave him, alright?

Security guard: Are you sure?

Geoffrey: Yes!

Security guard: [releases him]

Johnny Flodder: What kind of tricks are these?

Kees Flodder: [to Geoffrey, talking about Johnnie] He is my brother.

Geoffrey: Your brother! O, look. Hey, I am pleased to meet you. I am Geoffrey. Sorry about the rough stuff, but you can't blame me for looking after your sister. You don't have to worry about me. I know how to treat a lady like a lady. And I know your sister is every bit of a lady.

Kees Flodder: He is a bit of a weirdo, but he didn't do a thing yet.

Johnny Flodder: Well, er... if he goes too far, just call me.

Johnny Flodder: [seeing three black men beating up someone] Quite an unbalance, don't you think?

[the gang stops the beating]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Check this up, fellows! Who the fuck you think you are, the Partridge Family?

Johnny Flodder: Leave that man alone!

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Who the fuck are you?

Johnny Flodder: I am Johnnie, this is my family and we're from Holland!

[Gang is laughing out loud]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Well, well, well, you check this out, Johnnie! You don't see fucking Holland again!

Negro gang #2 (with a cap): Yo... where's Holland?

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): It is in the Bronx, don't you know what I think?

Negro gang #2 (with a cap): Cut him, Leroy.

Leroy: Yeah... I wanna cut him.

[gets his knife]

Johnny Flodder: [is faster though, and kicks Leroy on the ground]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Yeah, get some fuckin' ass!

[gets his baseball club]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Let's get them...

[swings but misses]

Negro gang #2 (with a cap): [gets a chain and wants to hit Ma Flodder]

Ma Flodder: [wraps the chain around him, and takes some liquid, and spits in his face]

Negro gang #2 (with a cap): My eyes! I can't see!

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): [tries to hit with the club but hits one of his fellows] Fuck!

Toet Flodder, Henkie Flodder: [get a bin, turn it upside down and cover Gang #2 with it, kick him at the legs]

Negro gang #2 (with a cap): [falls]

Johnny Flodder: [hits gang #1]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): [gets disoriented and hits Kees's boobs and then falls down]

Ma Flodder: [laughs]