Johnny Flodder Quotes in Flodder in Amerika! (1992)


Johnny Flodder Quotes:

  • Johnny FlodderKlaus Flodder: [look on a map of New York]

    Klaus Flodder: All those streets have numbers!

    Johnny Flodder: Then you can tell them from each other!

    Klaus Flodder: Uhuh!

    Johnny Flodder: [pointing to a street on the map] Hey, look here, Wall Street! Sounds good to me!

    Klaus Flodder: Wall Street? What is that?

    Johnny Flodder: That is like De Walletjes. Much money is involved.

  • Johnny Flodder: [sees Geoffrey touching Kees's butt]

    Johnny Flodder: [to the ladies]

    Johnny Flodder: Excuse me, ladies...

    Johnny Flodder: [gives the glass with beer to a random lady] What does that guy want from you, Kees?

    Geoffrey: Oh, hello!

    Johnny Flodder: Did he touch you?

    Kees Flodder: He wanted to kiss me.

    Johnny Flodder: [pointing to Geoffrey, in Dutch] Hey, I warn you, hands off from my sister!

    Johnny Flodder: [got grabbed by two security guards]

    Security guard: [throws Johnnie against a wall]

    Geoffrey: Hey, hey, hey, leave him, alright?

    Security guard: Are you sure?

    Geoffrey: Yes!

    Security guard: [releases him]

    Johnny Flodder: What kind of tricks are these?

    Kees Flodder: [to Geoffrey, talking about Johnnie] He is my brother.

    Geoffrey: Your brother! O, look. Hey, I am pleased to meet you. I am Geoffrey. Sorry about the rough stuff, but you can't blame me for looking after your sister. You don't have to worry about me. I know how to treat a lady like a lady. And I know your sister is every bit of a lady.

    Kees Flodder: He is a bit of a weirdo, but he didn't do a thing yet.

    Johnny Flodder: Well, er... if he goes too far, just call me.

  • Johnny Flodder: [seeing three black men beating up someone] Quite an unbalance, don't you think?

    [the gang stops the beating]

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Check this up, fellows! Who the fuck you think you are, the Partridge Family?

    Johnny Flodder: Leave that man alone!

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Who the fuck are you?

    Johnny Flodder: I am Johnnie, this is my family and we're from Holland!

    [Gang is laughing out loud]

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Well, well, well, you check this out, Johnnie! You don't see fucking Holland again!

    Negro gang #2 (with a cap): Yo... where's Holland?

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): It is in the Bronx, don't you know what I think?

    Negro gang #2 (with a cap): Cut him, Leroy.

    Leroy: Yeah... I wanna cut him.

    [gets his knife]

    Johnny Flodder: [is faster though, and kicks Leroy on the ground]

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Yeah, get some fuckin' ass!

    [gets his baseball club]

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Let's get them...

    [swings but misses]

    Negro gang #2 (with a cap): [gets a chain and wants to hit Ma Flodder]

    Ma Flodder: [wraps the chain around him, and takes some liquid, and spits in his face]

    Negro gang #2 (with a cap): My eyes! I can't see!

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): [tries to hit with the club but hits one of his fellows] Fuck!

    Toet FlodderHenkie Flodder: [get a bin, turn it upside down and cover Gang #2 with it, kick him at the legs]

    Negro gang #2 (with a cap): [falls]

    Johnny Flodder: [hits gang #1]

    Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): [gets disoriented and hits Kees's boobs and then falls down]

    Ma Flodder: [laughs]

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