Johnny Cage Quotes in Mortal Kombat (1995)

Johnny Cage: [while fighting Goro] Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole.

Johnny Cage: We got a guy with things comin' out of his hands, we got another guy who freezes stuff, and then there's a man, who as far as I can tell, is made out of electricity. I mean, how did he disappear like that? What is goin' on here? WHO IS THIS GUY?

Sonya Blade: Let's just think this through. There IS a rational explanation for all this.

Liu Kang: He's Rayden, god of lightning and protector of the realm of Earth.

Johnny Cage: Oh yeah. THERE'S your rational explanation!

[Johnny has challenged Goro]

Lord Rayden: What have you done?

Johnny Cage: I made a choice. This is OUR tournament, remember? Mortal Kombat. WE fight it!

[Johnny leaves, Rayden smiles]

Lord Rayden: Good. At last one of them has understood.

Johnny Cage: I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school.

Johnny Cage: Kitana went this way... I can smell her purfume.

Lui Kang: I don't smell anything.

Sonya Blade: I smell something

[Looks at Johnny Cage]

Sonya Blade: Bullshit!

Shang Tsung: [Johnny Cage is about to fight Goro] Finish him quickly. Pay me my tribute.

Goro: This puny mortal will be no problem. I'll crush him with one blow.

Johnny Cage: All right? Let's dance.

Johnny Cage: [Seeing someone sitting in his chair] Hey, mister. You're in my chair.

Master Boyd: [Reading a Tabloid, and lowering it to reveal himself] Hi, Johnny.

Johnny Cage: Oh, Master Boyd.

Master Boyd: I can see that the press is still giving you a hard time.

Johnny Cage: Yeah, they think I'm a fake.

Master Boyd: Johnny, you are one of the best martial artists in the world, and I can help you prove it.

Johnny Cage: Prove it? How?

Master Boyd: A tournament, "THE" tournament.

[Hands him an invitation]

Master Boyd: It's held once a generation. The best fighters in the world are invited. You win the tournament, you win their respect. They'll tell the whole world, that you're the real goods.

Johnny Cage: So, how do I...

Master Boyd: There's a boat, it leaves Hong Kong tomorrow, be on it.

Johnny Cage: This is where you fall down.

Johnny Cage: You know, you gotta admire her. When she sets her mind on something...

Liu Kang: It's not her mind you're admiring.

Johnny Cage: It's true.

Johnny Cage: This is not good... but I'm fine... I can handle this... So this is Outworld, huh? Well, I can see why they want a change of scenery!

[Johnny Cage sees a shadow of Goro loom upon a stone wall]

Johnny Cage: (whispering) Sonya, you go on ahead... find out WHAT that was... Liu and I will stay here!

Johnny Cage: Don't worry, I've got a plan.

Sonya Blade: Oh, I can't believe this! You are the most egotistical, self-deluded person I have ever met!

Johnny Cage: Yeah, well you forgot good looking.

Johnny Cage: Hey, pal! When the ship comes in, could you put these on board?

Liu Kang: You want ME to carry YOUR luggage?

Johnny Cage: Yeah. I pay money, you carry the bags, or is that too complicated?

Liu Kang: No...

[Liu Kang takes money out of Cage's hand]

Liu Kang: ...I got it.

Johnny Cage: Good.

[Liu Kang picks up a suitcase and throws it in the water, then smiles at Cage while walking away]

Johnny Cage: [Cage watches his suitcase sink]

Johnny Cage: Well, thank God I didn't ask him to park the car...

Johnny Cage: [after Rayden saves the trio from several ninjas] You're lucky he stopped us.

Liu Kang: Where are you taking us?

Johnny Cage: Kitana went this way...

[sniffs the air]

Johnny Cage: I can smell her perfume.

Blade: I don't smell anything.

[Johnny leads them back into the dinner hall]

Blade: I smell something...

[looks at Johnny]

Blade: Bullshit!

Johnny Cage: This is not good!