Johnnie Quotes in Flodder (1986)
Johnnie Quotes:
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Johnnie: [showing a portrait to Ma Flodder] Mom, must he be taken with us as well?
Ma Flodder: Where did you find that? That face I haven't seen for ten years.
Johnnie: It was under your bed.
Ma Flodder: Away with that. I don't want to be involved with your father.
Dochter Kees: [approaches Ma Flodder and looks at the picture] Is that my father?
Ma Flodder: His father, not yours.
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Ma Flodder: [throwing rubbish in the bin, but a toy train does not land in the bin but on the floor near the bin. The toy train breaks and something falls out. It seems to be a lot of bank notes held together with an elastic] Now what the heck?
[literally: now get the tuberculosis!]
Ma Flodder: Ma Flodder:
[takes more toy trains out of the bin, drops them on the floor so that they break. More banknotes falling out]
Ma Flodder: Now what the heck is this?
[later in the living room]
Johnnie: What the heck is this?
Ma Flodder: 825.000 guilders!
Johnnie: [amazed] In his little toy trains?
Ma Flodder: A nice piece of inheritance!
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Autoverkoper: Sorry, Mr. Neuteboom, but the gentlemen...
Buurman Neuteboom: It is alright, Mr. Van Dijk.
Johnnie, Zoon Kees: [sit down]
Buurman Neuteboom: Good afternoon, gentlemen... what could I do for you?
Johnnie: We are after a car.
Zoon Kees: [points to the car they want to buy] The red one up there!
Buurman Neuteboom: [looks backward to the car] The BX Sport is a nice little car!
Johnnie: Yes, it seems to be for us, yeah!
[laughing a bit]
Buurman Neuteboom: As it is standing there, it is a bit rudimentary. What do you, gentlemen, think of someting additional? Light metal rims. Front and rear spoilers. Head rests. Sports steering wheel.
Johnnie: Yeah, why not? Go ahead!
Zoon Kees: Yeah, it is sportsmanlike!
Buurman Neuteboom: An electric roof... interior made of buffalo leather.
Zoon Kees: [agitated] Buffalo?
Buurman Neuteboom: It is a little bit more expensive. But I think that is not a problem for the gentlemen.
Johnnie: Not a problem at all!
Buurman Neuteboom: Maybe a full HiFi set. That is also in the budget, right?
Johnnie: Yeah, I like a good piece of music!
Zoon Kees: Go ahead. Not a problem at all!
Buurman Neuteboom: And how do the gentlemen think to pay? Cash, Diners' Club, American Express?
Johnnie: [get something out of his jacket and shows Neuteboom a photo] Polaroid!
Johnnie, Zoon Kees: [start laughing]
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Newton: It's the greatest idea I've ever had. And, boy, you know I've had a lot of them.
Johnnie: Yeah, but none of them ever worked.
Newton: A mere coincidence.
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Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: So do I!
Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: Captain, are you going to let him get away with that? I reiterated first.
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[last lines]
Johnnie: How many of these little blessed events do you expect to have?
Mary Roberts: Oh, one or two, but no more than...
[the truth machine zaps her]
Mary Roberts: Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!
Johnnie: Here, here, shut that thing off!
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Johnnie: Give me a boost.
Newton: You're a nice fellow, and I recommend you highly.
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Johnnie: [Dancing tango] Yes, I've been humble since our last meeting which I want to apologize for.
Ruby: You don't have to do that; I was being pushy, when I don't even know you.
Johnnie: [Pulls her close] Do you want to?
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Johnnie: [pointing to a mourner walking towards them to annoy Barbara] Look! Look, there's one of them now! He wants you! He's getting closer...
[Barbara stands in front of her mother's grave]
Johnnie: [scaring Barbara] DANGEROUSLY CLOSE!
Barbara: Stop it!
[see's mourner]
Barbara: He is going to hear you!
Johnnie: [goes behind the tombstone] It doesn't matter. He knows we're here. It's too late now! There is no escape!
[pulls down his shirt]
Johnnie: NOOO, MOTHER!
Barbara: You bastard.
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Johnnie: [in the graveyard, annoying her] They're horny, Barbara. They've been dead a long time.
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Johnnie: [Johnnie and Barbara are driving to their mother's grave] Tell me something, why do we have to put ourselves through this... charade?
Barbara: Because she is our mother! Can't you just at least put her one day out of your life?
Johnnie: One day? This is the fourth time we've been up here within the three months since she died! I feel like I've been spending more time with her than when she was alive and do you know why?
Barbara: Oh, God! Please don't start!
Johnnie: She could have been buried in the city, but no, that would be easy! She knew that I was the one who could take you here which is why she had herself buried two hundred miles away from the nearest glass of beer!
Barbara: Johnnie, now we're here! So would you please stop it?
Johnnie: Stop what? The truth?
-- Johnnie -
[first lines]
Johnnie: They're coming to get you, Barbara!
Barbara: Stop it!
Johnnie: They're coming!
[evil laughter]
Johnnie: They don't like being awaken this way!
Barbara: Why do you have to be so mean?
Johnnie: 'Cause I'm your older brother. Being mean and heartless is part of the job.
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Johnnie: [arguing about their mother] Heaven knows she damn near drove you into a convent.
Barbara: That is not true!
Johnnie: When was the last time you had a date?
Barbara: That is none of your business!
-- Johnnie
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