Johnnie Quotes in Flodder (1986)

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Johnnie Quotes:

  • Johnnie: [showing a portrait to Ma Flodder] Mom, must he be taken with us as well?

    Ma Flodder: Where did you find that? That face I haven't seen for ten years.

    Johnnie: It was under your bed.

    Ma Flodder: Away with that. I don't want to be involved with your father.

    Dochter Kees: [approaches Ma Flodder and looks at the picture] Is that my father?

    Ma Flodder: His father, not yours.

  • Ma Flodder: [throwing rubbish in the bin, but a toy train does not land in the bin but on the floor near the bin. The toy train breaks and something falls out. It seems to be a lot of bank notes held together with an elastic] Now what the heck?

    [literally: now get the tuberculosis!]

    Ma Flodder: Ma Flodder:

    [takes more toy trains out of the bin, drops them on the floor so that they break. More banknotes falling out]

    Ma Flodder: Now what the heck is this?

    [later in the living room]

    Johnnie: What the heck is this?

    Ma Flodder: 825.000 guilders!

    Johnnie: [amazed] In his little toy trains?

    Ma Flodder: A nice piece of inheritance!

  • Autoverkoper: Sorry, Mr. Neuteboom, but the gentlemen...

    Buurman Neuteboom: It is alright, Mr. Van Dijk.

    JohnnieZoon Kees: [sit down]

    Buurman Neuteboom: Good afternoon, gentlemen... what could I do for you?

    Johnnie: We are after a car.

    Zoon Kees: [points to the car they want to buy] The red one up there!

    Buurman Neuteboom: [looks backward to the car] The BX Sport is a nice little car!

    Johnnie: Yes, it seems to be for us, yeah!

    [laughing a bit]

    Buurman Neuteboom: As it is standing there, it is a bit rudimentary. What do you, gentlemen, think of someting additional? Light metal rims. Front and rear spoilers. Head rests. Sports steering wheel.

    Johnnie: Yeah, why not? Go ahead!

    Zoon Kees: Yeah, it is sportsmanlike!

    Buurman Neuteboom: An electric roof... interior made of buffalo leather.

    Zoon Kees: [agitated] Buffalo?

    Buurman Neuteboom: It is a little bit more expensive. But I think that is not a problem for the gentlemen.

    Johnnie: Not a problem at all!

    Buurman Neuteboom: Maybe a full HiFi set. That is also in the budget, right?

    Johnnie: Yeah, I like a good piece of music!

    Zoon Kees: Go ahead. Not a problem at all!

    Buurman Neuteboom: And how do the gentlemen think to pay? Cash, Diners' Club, American Express?

    Johnnie: [get something out of his jacket and shows Neuteboom a photo] Polaroid!

    JohnnieZoon Kees: [start laughing]

  • Newton: It's the greatest idea I've ever had. And, boy, you know I've had a lot of them.

    Johnnie: Yeah, but none of them ever worked.

    Newton: A mere coincidence.

  • Johnnie: I reiterate...

    Newton: So do I!

    Johnnie: I reiterate...

    Newton: Captain, are you going to let him get away with that? I reiterated first.

  • [last lines]

    Johnnie: How many of these little blessed events do you expect to have?

    Mary Roberts: Oh, one or two, but no more than...

    [the truth machine zaps her]

    Mary Roberts: Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!

    Johnnie: Here, here, shut that thing off!

  • Johnnie: Give me a boost.

    Newton: You're a nice fellow, and I recommend you highly.

  • Johnnie: [Dancing tango] Yes, I've been humble since our last meeting which I want to apologize for.

    Ruby: You don't have to do that; I was being pushy, when I don't even know you.

    Johnnie: [Pulls her close] Do you want to?

  • Johnnie: [pointing to a mourner walking towards them to annoy Barbara] Look! Look, there's one of them now! He wants you! He's getting closer...

    [Barbara stands in front of her mother's grave]

    Johnnie: [scaring Barbara] DANGEROUSLY CLOSE!

    Barbara: Stop it!

    [see's mourner]

    Barbara: He is going to hear you!

    Johnnie: [goes behind the tombstone] It doesn't matter. He knows we're here. It's too late now! There is no escape!

    [pulls down his shirt]

    Johnnie: NOOO, MOTHER!

    Barbara: You bastard.

  • Johnnie: [in the graveyard, annoying her] They're horny, Barbara. They've been dead a long time.

  • Johnnie: [Johnnie and Barbara are driving to their mother's grave] Tell me something, why do we have to put ourselves through this... charade?

    Barbara: Because she is our mother! Can't you just at least put her one day out of your life?

    Johnnie: One day? This is the fourth time we've been up here within the three months since she died! I feel like I've been spending more time with her than when she was alive and do you know why?

    Barbara: Oh, God! Please don't start!

    Johnnie: She could have been buried in the city, but no, that would be easy! She knew that I was the one who could take you here which is why she had herself buried two hundred miles away from the nearest glass of beer!

    Barbara: Johnnie, now we're here! So would you please stop it?

    Johnnie: Stop what? The truth?

  • [first lines]

    Johnnie: They're coming to get you, Barbara!

    Barbara: Stop it!

    Johnnie: They're coming!

    [evil laughter]

    Johnnie: They don't like being awaken this way!

    Barbara: Why do you have to be so mean?

    Johnnie: 'Cause I'm your older brother. Being mean and heartless is part of the job.

  • Johnnie: [arguing about their mother] Heaven knows she damn near drove you into a convent.

    Barbara: That is not true!

    Johnnie: When was the last time you had a date?

    Barbara: That is none of your business!

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