John Wilson Quotes in White Hunter Black Heart (1990)


John Wilson Quotes:

  • John Wilson: I would like to tell you a little story.

    Mrs. MacGregor: Oh, I love stories.

    John Wilson: Well, you mustn't interrupt now, because you're way too beautiful to interrupt people. When I was in London in the early 40's, I was dining one evening at the Savoy with a rather select group of people, and sitting next to me was a very beautiful lady, much like yourself.

    Mrs. MacGregor: Now you're pulling my leg.

    John Wilson: Now, just listen, dear. Well, we were dining and the bombs were falling, and we were all talking about Hitler and comparing him with Napoleon, and we were all being really brilliant. And then, suddenly, this beautiful lady, she spoke up and said that was the thing she didn't mind about Hitler, was the way he was treating the Jews. Well, we all started arguing with her, of course. Though, mind you, no one at the table was Jewish. But she persisted. Are you listening, honey?

    Mrs. MacGregor: Mustn't interrupt Daddy.

    John Wilson: That's right. You're way too beautiful for that. Anyway, she went on to say that that's how she felt about it, that if she had her way, she would kill them all, burn them in ovens, like Hitler. Well, we all sat there in silence. Then finally, I leaned over to her and I said, "Madam, I have dined with some of the ugliest goddamn bitches in my time. And I have dined with some of the goddamndest ugly bitches in this world. But you, my dear, are the ugliest bitch of them all." Well, anyway, she got up to leave and she tripped over a chair and fell on the floor. And we all just sat there. No one raised a hand to help her. And finally when she picked herself up I said to her one more time: "You, my dear, are the ugliest goddamn bitch I have ever dined with." Well, you know what happened? The very next day, she reported me to the American Embassy. And they brought me in for reprimand. And then when they investigated it, they found out she was a German agent. And they locked her up.


    John Wilson: Isn't that amazing?

    Mrs. MacGregor: Why did you tell me that story?

    John Wilson: Oh, I don't know. It wasn't because I thought you were a German agent, honey. But I was tempted tonight to say the very same thing to you. I didn't want you to think I had never said it before. You, madam, are the - Well, you know the rest.

  • John Wilson: How 'bout that. I feel pretty good, really. It's like I always tell ya kid, you gotta fight when you think it's the right thing to do. Otherwise, you feel like your gut's full of puss. Even if you get the hell beat outta ya, if ya fight, ya feel ok about it.

  • Ralph Lockhart: No Hollywood safaris for me.

    John Wilson: That word has crept into the conversation quite a few times, hasn't it?

    Ralph Lockhart: Which word is that, sir?

    John Wilson: Hollywood. I realize it's the name of a place, but the way you say it has an added meaning. Like an insult.

    Ralph Lockhart: Well, l didn't mean it like that.

    John Wilson: Don't contradict me, Ralph. I've heard it all before. In the Army, in New York in the theater. Hell, l've heard it everywhere. People say Hollywood when they want to insult you. Well, really Hollywood is just a place where they make a profit. It's a factory town like Detroit or Birmingham or Schaffhausen. Because the cheap element of the town has been so overly advertised it becomes an insult to remind a man he's from there. They're not talking about the people who work there and that try to do something worthwhile. They're talking about the whores when they mention Hollywood. You know what that word means, don't you, Ralph?

    Ralph Lockhart: Sure.

    John Wilson: Sure. Whores have to sell the one thing that shouldn't be for sale in the world. And that's love. Of course, there are other kinds of whores than the floozies you frequent. There are whores who sell words and ideas and melodies. I know what l'm talking about because l've done a little hustling in my time. A hell of a lot more than l'd like to admit to. And what l sold when l was whoring l'll never get back. What l'm trying to say, it's the whores who put Hollywood up as a big target. Sure.

  • John Wilson: Wake me up if we crash into the mountain. I wouldn't want to miss that.

  • John Wilson: We fought the preliminary for the kikes; now we'll fight the main event for the niggers.

  • John Wilson: [regarding shooting an elephant] How many chances does a man get?

    Ogilvy: That's never a reason to do something wrong.

  • President Harris: Get me the President.

    John Wilson: You are the President.

    President Harris: Good. Then I already know about this. Let's order lunch.

  • John Wilson: Sir, I think you should go on the tv and tell everyone there is no such things as UFO's.

    President Harris: Don't spell in front of me damn it.

  • [the Wilson family arrives at the checkpoint]

    Porter: Can I help you folks?

    Alice WilsonJohn Wilson: Oh, yes, thank you.

    Porter: Aw, is that your dog, son?

    [looking at Scraps, Jimmy's dog]

    Jimmy Wilson: Yes, his name is Scraps, and he's going to the moon with us.

    Porter: Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.

    [pulls out a gun, shoots the dog and the dog falls to the floor]

    Jimmy Wilson: [shouts, bending towards his dog] Scraps! He shot him! He shot Scraps! He shot him!

    Porter: Just joking. Blanks, see? Scraps is fine.

    [Dog stands up]

    PorterAlice WilsonJohn Wilson: [laughing]

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