John Stevenson Quotes in Goon (2011)

Gord Ogilvey: Alright boys, listen up. We're sill in this thing. We just need a quick one.

John Stevenson: Listen up Cash!

Gord Ogilvey: We gotta work harder than them, okay?

John Stevenson: Harder than them, guys.

Gord Ogilvey: You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce, she's trying to get all my money now. She can have half of it, I don't give a shit. The other half, hard work, mine! Some guys on their team are fuckin' divorced. Three guys there, who's fuckin' marriages are in the fuckin' toilet.

John Stevenson: We're playing divorced guys.

Doug Glatt: Yeah!

Gord Ogilvey: We gotta be fuckin' triceps, biceps, arceps hard!

Doug Glatt: Hard!

Gord Ogilvey: Greek fuckin' underground gay porn hard!

John Stevenson: We're all Adonis's

Gord Ogilvey: Highlanders, gay porn hard!

Doug Glatt: Gay porn hard!

Evgeni: We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick!

Doug Glatt: What's happening here?

Oleg: What's the matter? You have a little puss-puss? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?

Evgeni: Let's see what's going on over there.

Oleg: Show us your dick.

Doug Glatt: I don't want you to see my dick.

Oleg: Why you being gay?

Marco: I think you're fuckin', being... pretty gay.

Oleg: It's not gay.

Evgeni: Not if you're brothers.

Marco: If you're brothers it's gay with a fuckin' dash of something else.

Doug Glatt: My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.

Marco: I've been playing hockey my whole life, I never fuckin' signed no ones dick man.

John Stevenson: I'll sign your dick Doug.