John Steed Quotes in The Avengers (1998)

John Steed: Oh, just one thing...

Emma Peel: Good luck?

John Steed: Something like that.

John Steed: After all, according to your file, you're a psychopathic personality with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia based on traumatic repression leading to outbursts of antisocial and violent behavior. Knight to king seven. Check.

Emma Peel: Is that really what you think of me?

John Steed: Well... just my type, Mrs. Peel.

John Steed: Mrs. Peel, you're needed.

Emma Peel: I suppose Mother warned you about women like me?

John Steed: Until now, I didn't know there were women like you.

[repeated line]

John Steed, Emma Peel: Tea?

[last lines]

Mother: [raising champagne glass] A toast; to a job well done.

Emma Peel: To a narrow escape.

Mother: Macaroon?

Emma Peel: [shaking her head to Mother,] Thank you, Steed.

John Steed: No, no. Thank you, Mrs. Peel.

[All drink champagne as camera zooms off roof top]

Techinian: [first lines - after negotiating gauntlet] Well done, Steed.

John Steed: My pleasure.

John Steed: But the nuns were a surprise.

Techinian: We try.

John Steed: Mrs. Peel, what kept you?

Emma Peel: The weather.

Sir August de Winter: A man with an umbrella is a man praying for rain.

John Steed: And a man without one is a fool.

John Steed: So much for science, I'll stick to swordplay.