John Madden Quotes in The Replacements (2000)
John Madden Quotes:
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Pat Summerall: That's the second time tonight a Washington player's been knocked out by his own teammate!
John Madden: You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."
Pat Summerall: There is?
John Madden: Yep.
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John Madden: According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.
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John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score.
Pat Summerall: Why?
John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.
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John Madden: I think that guy's smoking on the field.
Pat Summerall: Smoking? I'm sure you're just imagining that, John.
John Madden: No, no, I saw it. I saw the smoke and everything.
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Pat Summerall: Players are not supposed to to be fraternizing with the cheerleaders.
John Madden: Yeah, but what are they gonna do, fire him?
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Characters on The Replacements (2000)
- Shane Falco
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- Malcolm La Mont
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- Clifford Franklin
- Banes
- Earl Wilkinson
- Daniel Bateman
- Korean Store Owner
- Kid in Liquor Store
- Pilachowski
- Annabelle Farrell
- Doris Horner/Wannabee Cheerleader
- Jumbo
- Walter Cochran
- Washington Sentinels
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