John Madden Quotes in The Replacements (2000)

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John Madden Quotes:

  • Pat Summerall: That's the second time tonight a Washington player's been knocked out by his own teammate!

    John Madden: You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."

    Pat Summerall: There is?

    John Madden: Yep.

  • John Madden: According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.

  • John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score.

    Pat Summerall: Why?

    John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.

  • John Madden: I think that guy's smoking on the field.

    Pat Summerall: Smoking? I'm sure you're just imagining that, John.

    John Madden: No, no, I saw it. I saw the smoke and everything.

  • Pat Summerall: Players are not supposed to to be fraternizing with the cheerleaders.

    John Madden: Yeah, but what are they gonna do, fire him?

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