John Henderson Quotes in Mother (1996)
John Henderson Quotes:
Carl: Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore.
John Henderson: I want kids.
Carl: Well, adopt.
John Henderson: I want to pass down my seed.
Carl: Masturbate in the garden.
Beatrice Henderson: I love you.
John Henderson: I know you think you do, Mother.
John Henderson: I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried.
John Henderson: You're running a food museum here.
Lawyer: Now this being your second divorce, Mr. Henderson, I'm sure you're familiar with the procedure, but your wife, uh... ex-wife, should know it would be wise not to leave the state for a few weeks until it's finalized.
Karen Henderson: I'm not planning to leave the state.
John Henderson: No. She just left me. She had nothing against the land.
John Henderson: [upon eating very old orange sherbet] Blaaah! Oh God, this is horribly old! This tastes like an orange foot!
John Henderson: Stop. No more food. It's like FANTASIA.
John Henderson: I know why she hates me! I know why she hates me! I know why she hates me!
John Henderson: We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time.
John Henderson: Boy, you MUST be upset. Look, we're actually using the living room.
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