John Bourgignon Quotes in Going Berserk (1983)

Ed Reese: How much money do you make in a year?

John Bourgignon: Oh, in a year, I would say anywhere from thirty to eleven thousand a year, sir.

Grandmother Reese: You're fat! My husband was fat. He's dead now. You must eat like a pig!

John Bourgignon: A pig. Yeah, yeah.

Grandmother Reese: Cigarettes'll kill you. My husband smoked, you know. He died from smoking too much.

John Bourgignon: I thought you said he died 'cause he was fat!

Grandmother Reese: He was fat, with bad lungs.

John Bourgignon: 'Scuse me, I'm looking for a guy named Skipper.

Skipper: I'm a guy named Skipper.

John Bourgignon: [to half-dressed woman] You have an acetylene torch in there I could borrow?

John Bourgignon: I'll just shut the fuck right up.

Jerome Willy Muhammed: I know the police out there... with their machine guns and helicopters. Oh, we're going to get blown away! But that's all right... because we're ready to die.

John Bourgignon: No, we're not.

John Bourgignon: Let's consummate the marriage now! Dive! Dive! It's hickey time!

John Bourgignon: I'd like to talk about my dick. It's this wide!

[stretches out his hands]

Grandmother Reese: Who's Dick?

Chick Leff: Now what are you going to say to her?

John Bourgignon: I'm going to take your advice. I'm going to sit her down. Look her in the eyes. And lie my ass off.

Chick Leff: Always works, Johnny.

John Bourgignon: My fiancee. The greatest lady in bed you'll ever want to meet.

John Bourgignon: This is a special song I'm going to sing with my dick in my hand. For you, honey.

Angela: I am your world, John.

John Bourgignon: Okay, I'll buy that.

Angela: You'll even kill your future father-in-law!

John Bourgignon: Okay. Why not.