John Barrymore Quotes in Too Much, Too Soon (1958)

John Barrymore: [after Diana loses her fishing pole in the water] The fish have to win sometimes. Otherwise they get suspicious.

John Barrymore: I feel like a small boy whose mother has dropped him off at school gor the first time.

Mrs. Penelope Pennypacker: [to John Barrymore] Do sit down.

Grandma Kyser: My, my! Have an accident?

John Barrymore: No, thanks. I just had one.

[hollers as he sits down]

Mrs. Penelope Pennypacker: Oh, he must have sprained his back! I hope I have some liniments in the house!

Grandma Kyser: Have you ever tried rubbing alcohol?

John Barrymore: Not since prohibition.