Johann Krauss Quotes in Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Tom Manning: What's going on? What's going on?

Hellboy: I quit.

[gives Manning his belt and weapon]

Tom Manning: What? Are you serious?

Liz Sherman: Looks that way doesn't it?

[gives Manning her belt and weapon]

Tom Manning: What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.

Abe Sapien: [gives Manning his belt and weapons] Watch us.

[pats Manning on the cheek and walks past him]

Hellboy: [comes back] On second thought...

[pulls out the Samaritan]

Hellboy: I think I'll keep this!

[walks away]

Tom Manning: Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.

Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Johann Krauss: Nice baby.

Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.

Johann Krauss: You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. You see, a long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune. I will tell you about it someday. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours! Consider this: the Prince lacks the crown piece. And without it, his Army poses no threat to us.

Liz Sherman: So, we have clearance then?

Johann Krauss: Agent Sherman... Liz... screw ze clearance! Ve vill *take* that plane!

Johann Krauss: [after thrashing Hellboy] There we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you.

[Johann "walks" away, singing in German]

Hellboy: Glass-hole.

Princess Nuala: [with the others in the meat-locker] To wage his war, my brother needs this.

[holding the crown piece and cylinder]

Princess Nuala: The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.

Johann Krauss: The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide...

Hellboy: [under his breath] Howdy Doody.

Johann Krauss: Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us...

Princess Nuala: No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.

Abe Sapien: The lady is in dire danger.

Johann Krauss: I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien?

Abe Sapien: Most emphatically, yes.

Johann Krauss: Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.

Hellboy: [getting in Johann's face] Lady just lost her father, what more do you want?

Johann Krauss: You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that...

Hellboy: She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?

Johann Krauss: [offended] What-what did you call me?

Prince Nuada: [from behind the group] You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down there.

Hellboy: [turning to face him, sarcastically] Yeah, right. You take checks?

Prince Nuada: [enraged] Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world and you still believe you belong?

Hellboy: Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.

Johann Krauss: You have one fatal flaw.

Hellboy: Oh, I wanna hear this.

Johann Krauss: No, you don't. You can't take criticism.

Hellboy: Try me.

Johann Krauss: [pokes Hellboy] Can't... take it.

Hellboy: [yells] What's my flaw?

Johann Krauss: Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera...

[Hellboy punches him]

Hellboy: Hey, gasbag! Stop talking now!

Johann Krauss: Or what? Are you threatening me? Because I think I can take you.

[silence]

Hellboy: Excuse me?

Johann Krauss: You heard me.

Johann Krauss: You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay focused at all times.

Hellboy: Oh, that word - "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.

Johann Krauss: [as the destroyed Golden soldiers reform themselves] Well, I'm out of ideas.

Hellboy: I've got one.

Hellboy: Eh, Mr. Kraut, sir?

Johann Krauss: Krauss, agent. There's a double s.

Hellboy: SS. Right, right.

Johann Krauss: Screw the clearance, we will take that plane!