Johan Quotes in The Smurfs and the Magic Flute (1976)

[Johan and Peewit are sailing to where Matthew McCreep is hiding out]

Peewit: Ohhh I'm so sick. I think I'm going to die.

Johan: Oh yes, yes.

Peewit: What do you mean "Yes yes"?

Johan: All right, no no.

[a merchant is trying to sell musical instruments]

Merchant: A music box?

Le roi: No!

Merchant: How about a triangle?

Le roi: NO!

Merchant: Not even a deal on a flute?

Le roi: NO MORE!

Johan: You fool!

Le roi: I can't believe this! Now take your things and get out of here before Peewit sees you

Merchant: Should I come back tomorrow?

Johan: Get going!

Le roi: If I ever see you again you'll be locked up in a dungeon. Forced to listen to Peewit's singing! AND THAT'S THE WORST TORTURE IN THE WORLD!

Le grand Schtroumpf: Those other smurfs are all a hundred years old and they think they are all grown up now.

Johan: A hundred?

Peewit: Well then how old are you?

Le grand Schtroumpf: On my last birthday, I turned 542.

Peewit: Oh boy! You sure don't look it!

Peewit: Is there a merchant here for me? Well where is he?

Johan: He was here but he had to leave very quickly. He wanted to... uh congratulate you on your musical talents and I think he's sorry he missed you.

Peewit: Oh I'm sorry I missed him. If he appreciates good music I could've treated him to the ballad that I played last night. It would've sounded even better today too.

Johan: It would? Why is that?

Peewit: Well last night I was missing two strings.

Peewit: HEY!

[King jumps]

Peewit: Look what I found in the ashes! I found a flute!

Johan: Oh no!

[slaps hand to forehead... ]

Peewit: And a strange, strange thing about this flute: it only has six holes ~hu-huh~ I would like to know what IDIOT threw this flute in the fire!

[Johan snickers, but the King grumbles]

Peewit: It is such a fine instrument!

[attempts to play it only to blow soot all over Johan and King, covering them from head to toe]

[Homnibus tries to put Peewit to sleep again. in order to return him to the Smurfs, but falls asleep himself]

Johan: Oh, great - now you've put *him* to sleep!

Peewit: HEY!

[King jumps]

Peewit: Look what I found in the ashes! I found a flute!

Johan: Oh no!

[facepalm]

Peewit: And a strange, strange thing about this flute: it only has six holes ~hu-huh~ I would like to know what IDIOT threw this flute in the fire!

Johan: [snicker]

Le roi: [grumble]

Peewit: It is such a fine instrument!

[attempts to play it only to blow soot all over Johan and King, covering them from head to toe]

Peewit: Uh-oh... I better get going. Bye! heh-heh!

Mary: [Johan appears with a rifle] Johan, why do you have to do that?

Johan: Do what?

Mary: Appear.

[first lines]

Johan: [points to a sign] What does that mean?

Ester: I don't know.

Johan: [drawing his gun] Sorry. Money... Please.

Shop Keeper: Well, now, looky here. You realize if I give you money, here's the only place around where you can spend it.