Joey Proffitt Quotes in Overboard (1987)
Joey Proffitt Quotes:
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Joey Proffitt: [in Pee-Wee Herman's voice] Hi, Mom. My name's Joe.
Annie: A falsetto child?
Dean Proffitt: Nah. He thinks he's Pee-Wee Herman.
Joey Proffitt: [in Pee-Wee Herman's voice] I love Pee-Wee Herman.
[Pee-Wee's trademark laugh]
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Joey Proffitt: Are you gonna leave?
[the other boys stare]
Annie: No, I'm your mommy.
Joey Proffitt: Sometimes moms leave.
Annie: Well I suppose that's true, but I'm not going anywhere.
Joey Proffitt: Good.
[takes a necklace out of his overalls and hands it to her]
Annie: Ooh! Is this a present for me?
Joey Proffitt: Yes, I did it with macaroni.
Annie: I love this, I'll always wear it.
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Dean Proffitt: [sees his sons gathered in a group whispering excitedly] What's this?
Annie: Travis found a girlfriend.
Joey Proffitt: Hey, Trav, don't knock her up!
Annie: [sarcastically] Very funny!
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Joey Proffitt: [watching Joanna ride away] YOU SAID MOMS DON'T LEAVE.
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Joey Proffitt: [talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice] I'm itchy and i want to go home.
Adele Burbridge: You may go stand in the corner until you can talk like a little boy.
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Dean Proffitt: What's going on here?
Charlie Proffitt: We're gonna get Mom back.
Joey Proffitt: We miss her.
Greg Proffitt: Yeah, she cut the crust off the bread.
Travis Proffitt: She doesn't take any of my shit either, I need discipline.
Greg Proffitt: We've got three dollars and four cents.
Charlie Proffitt: Yeah, we're gonna go rent a fishing boat and we're gonna get her back.
Dean Proffitt: Well no fishing boat's going to catch a yacht, especially at that price.
Greg Proffitt: Maybe she'll change her mind and come back.
Travis Proffitt: Oh right, doofus, she's on a yacht heading to New York!
Joey Proffitt: This is a job for Dr. Death!
Greg Proffitt: Yeah! Dr. Death could do it!
Travis Proffitt: We've got to do something, *right*, Dad?
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Joey Proffitt: [Annie is near catatonic] She needs food!
[throws grapes at her, to his brothers]
Joey Proffitt: And this is fun!
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Dean Proffitt: [finds Annie near catatonic] What's wrong with her?
Charlie Proffitt: She's been like that for an hour now!
Travis Proffitt: She's getting better though.
Dean Proffitt: Better?
Charlie Proffitt: Yeah she's not going
Charlie Proffitt, Travis Proffitt, Greg Proffitt, Joey Proffitt: Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt: Why'd she do that?
Travis Proffitt: She destroyed the scarecrow, Dad, she ripped that sucker's head off!
Joey Proffitt: [Pee Wee Herman voice] And now she just goes bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt: [waves hand in front of her eyes] Hey, baby doll? What's for dinner?
Annie: [distantly] Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt: Alright, I got it from here. Get upstairs.
[picks Annie up]
Travis Proffitt: Dad, you think we should trade her in for a new one?
Dean Proffitt: Nah, she'll be alright.
[takes her out to the rain barrel and dunks her in]
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