Joey Proffitt Quotes in Overboard (1987)

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Joey Proffitt Quotes:

  • Joey Proffitt: [in Pee-Wee Herman's voice] Hi, Mom. My name's Joe.

    Annie: A falsetto child?

    Dean Proffitt: Nah. He thinks he's Pee-Wee Herman.

    Joey Proffitt: [in Pee-Wee Herman's voice] I love Pee-Wee Herman.

    [Pee-Wee's trademark laugh]

  • Joey Proffitt: Are you gonna leave?

    [the other boys stare]

    Annie: No, I'm your mommy.

    Joey Proffitt: Sometimes moms leave.

    Annie: Well I suppose that's true, but I'm not going anywhere.

    Joey Proffitt: Good.

    [takes a necklace out of his overalls and hands it to her]

    Annie: Ooh! Is this a present for me?

    Joey Proffitt: Yes, I did it with macaroni.

    Annie: I love this, I'll always wear it.

  • Dean Proffitt: [sees his sons gathered in a group whispering excitedly] What's this?

    Annie: Travis found a girlfriend.

    Joey Proffitt: Hey, Trav, don't knock her up!

    Annie: [sarcastically] Very funny!

  • Joey Proffitt: [watching Joanna ride away] YOU SAID MOMS DON'T LEAVE.

  • Joey Proffitt: [talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice] I'm itchy and i want to go home.

    Adele Burbridge: You may go stand in the corner until you can talk like a little boy.

  • Dean Proffitt: What's going on here?

    Charlie Proffitt: We're gonna get Mom back.

    Joey Proffitt: We miss her.

    Greg Proffitt: Yeah, she cut the crust off the bread.

    Travis Proffitt: She doesn't take any of my shit either, I need discipline.

    Greg Proffitt: We've got three dollars and four cents.

    Charlie Proffitt: Yeah, we're gonna go rent a fishing boat and we're gonna get her back.

    Dean Proffitt: Well no fishing boat's going to catch a yacht, especially at that price.

    Greg Proffitt: Maybe she'll change her mind and come back.

    Travis Proffitt: Oh right, doofus, she's on a yacht heading to New York!

    Joey Proffitt: This is a job for Dr. Death!

    Greg Proffitt: Yeah! Dr. Death could do it!

    Travis Proffitt: We've got to do something, *right*, Dad?

  • Joey Proffitt: [Annie is near catatonic] She needs food!

    [throws grapes at her, to his brothers]

    Joey Proffitt: And this is fun!

  • Dean Proffitt: [finds Annie near catatonic] What's wrong with her?

    Charlie Proffitt: She's been like that for an hour now!

    Travis Proffitt: She's getting better though.

    Dean Proffitt: Better?

    Charlie Proffitt: Yeah she's not going

    Charlie ProffittTravis ProffittGreg ProffittJoey Proffitt: Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

    Dean Proffitt: Why'd she do that?

    Travis Proffitt: She destroyed the scarecrow, Dad, she ripped that sucker's head off!

    Joey Proffitt: [Pee Wee Herman voice] And now she just goes bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

    Dean Proffitt: [waves hand in front of her eyes] Hey, baby doll? What's for dinner?

    Annie: [distantly] Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

    Dean Proffitt: Alright, I got it from here. Get upstairs.

    [picks Annie up]

    Travis Proffitt: Dad, you think we should trade her in for a new one?

    Dean Proffitt: Nah, she'll be alright.

    [takes her out to the rain barrel and dunks her in]

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