Joe the Lion Quotes in Zookeeper (2011)

Griffin Keyes: [about Kate leaving] Oh, man, it's my fault. I blew it.

Joe the Lion: No, it's my fault. I was the one who told you to be someone you're not.

Janet the Lioness: No, you know what? It's my fault. I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.

Donald the Monkey: It's not my fault. I said throw poop at her. That always works.

Griffin Keyes: Joe!

Joe the Lion: What the hell is wrong with you? Huh? Oh, I mean:

[growls]

Griffin Keyes: [Screams in panic] Ahhhhhhhh!

Joe the Lion: [talks to Griffin for the first time] You wanna talk? Let's talk!

Joe the Lion: Stick to your cozy life because take it from me, you would never make it in the wild.

Griffin Keyes: What did you just say?

Joe the Lion: I'm saying, in the wild, I would never let a rival dictate the outcome of a situation.

Griffin Keyes: "In the wild"? You were born in captivity, Joe. In this very zoo, I bottle-fed you! "In the wild." You've never been in the wild a day in your life. I could walk 25 yards and buy a balloon on a stick. "Wild."