Joe Pendleton Quotes in Heaven Can Wait (1978)

Joe Pendleton: We don't care how much it costs, just how much it makes. If it costs too much, we charge a penny more. Would you pay a penny to save a fish who thinks?

Joe Pendleton: She loves me, Mr. Jordan!

Mr. Jordan: Joe, you must abide by what is written.

Joe Pendleton: Do I... play Polo?

Sisk: Not really, sir.

Max Corkle: You be the trainer and I'll start on Sunday.

Joe Pendleton: I'm starting against Dallas? What about Jarrett?

Max Corkle: They don't want to go with Jarrett. They want to go with you. Happy Birthday, Joe!

Joe Pendleton: I'm not supposed to be here.

Joe Pendleton: I'm not really Leo Farnsworth.

Messenger 7013: I have an idea, Mr. Jordan, couldn't we have him reborn?

Joe Pendleton: Nothing doing; I'm not gonna go through *that* again!

Joe Pendleton: I don't want anybody's body. I want my body!

Joe Pendleton: [Joe and Mr. Jordan are looking for a body for Joe to inhabit] You can't palm off a second-rater on me. You gotta remember I was in the pink!

Mr. Jordan: That is becoming a most obnoxious color, Joe.